Does the DU Lounge have a particle accelerator?

[datasuspect]

who here is qualified to use it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Not since the incident.

[datasuspect]

2. there is NO time machine

[krispos42]

6. The admins over-reacted, I think

It was only a SMALL black hole, for pete's sake. If the magnetic containment hadn't failed, we would have had the coolest garbage disposal ever!

[HopeHoops]

3. That's classified information.

I would have to kill you if I told you.

[old mark]

4. We broke it

making coffee in it.


mark

[RagAss]

5. Well..I did take the 2 hour PC course we offered....but I got a C-

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. We have a Tippi Hedron, not a Large Hadron.

[TheMightyFavog]

8. I was modding the Lounge at the time of the incident...

I don't want to talk about it. Even if I was allowed to talk about it, I still wouldn't.

[Phentex]

9. Someone put it in the dishwasher with the cast iron skillet...

all hell broke loose

[sarge43]

10. Well you know, the nacelle were admitting tachyon particles and

the Jeffrey Tubes were misaligned. The core had to be ejected and the replicators were making ham salad sandwiches and Raktigeno instead of chicken salad and Earl Grey tea. So O'Brien said "Fuck it. Fire up the particle accelerator." Things got messy at that point and headquarters won't let us have one anymore.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. It's been unplugged ever since the unfortunate disintegrations.

You'll have to ask a mod for details.

[NecklyTyler]

12. As a matter of fact, we do

but there is that little problem of the unpaid electric bill keeping it out of operation

[sarge43]

17. I heard those East Coast blackouts had something to do with it, too. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. somebody put the brakes on that project.

[Ikonoklast]

14. Meh. 'Particle Accelerator'. Kid's toy.

It got put in the lounge basement after the 4.3K PW Neutrino Generator went online.

You can push the Earth out of the plane of the ecliptic with that thing.

[liberaltrucker]

15. That would explain my threads disappearing into a black hole

:think:

[Catshrink]

16. Who clued you in on the intricacies of Project X?

It's supposed to be hush hush, dammit.

[pokerfan]

18. I used to

but I've replaced them all with flat screens. I still have one in the garage, though.

[Cannikin]

19. Particle physics sure gives me a hadron

Thats been stuck in my head for days since someone posted a t-shirt with it.