Blazing Genitals

[NJmaverick]

[Orsino]

1. If I had a dime for every time that happened...

...it would not buy enough bandages.

[sarge43]

2. There's one thing worse than hearing your surgeon say, "Ooops."

It's "Get the fire extinguisher. Stat!"

"It was an unfortunate accident." Followed by an unfortunate law suit.

[NJmaverick]

3. Statistics say he could possibly avoid that lawsuit

if he says he is sorry.

[liberaltrucker]

4. Damn, I regret this mouse click

:scared: :hurts:

[SidneyCarton]

5. jay-freakin-housaphat!

[BuelahWitch]

6. Shouldn't this be "Did you ever experience blazing genitals?"

Or, "When were the last time your genitals were really blazing? What did you do to put out the fire?"

You're slipping NJM!

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Edited b/c I can't type with blazing genitals...

[NJmaverick]

8. no one likes a

except maybe me

:P :hi:

[sakabatou]

7. Puts a new spin on "Great Balls of Fire"

[Bucky]

9. To avoid future lawsuits, hospitals will now quite disinfecting patients during surgery.

Phew, another problem solved.

Hey, shouldn't he also be suing the guy who cooked his meal right before surgery?

[rurallib]

10. video at 10 I hope?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Do not eat the bean burritos

if you anticipate having your genitals soaked in surgical spirits at any time within the upcoming 24 hours.

[redqueen]

12. Bet that mole doesn't seem quite so bothersome now!