MineralMan
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Fri Sep-04-09 07:39 PM
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I have it on excellent authority that the Rapture may not be all that for many Christina men. My sources inform me that there will be no sex in Paradise. None. They further inform me that all genitalia will be replaced by a Barbie and Ken-like smooth area of skin upon the Rapture.
Don't tell any of your fundamentalcase friends about this. It could lead to the immediate loss of faith of tens of hundreds of Christinas.
Shhhh....
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| CaliforniaPeggy
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Fri Sep-04-09 07:59 PM
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ROFL!
Now, what kind of Paradise would that be?
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| Catshrink
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Fri Sep-04-09 08:56 PM
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| 2. Actually, I have it on good authority that those left behind |
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will be the fundamentalist Christians and the rest of up will be taken away from them as a reward for putting up with their bullshit for so long. And there will be plenty of reward -- and very good beer -- for the rest of us.
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| flvegan
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Fri Sep-04-09 09:00 PM
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Is this just for dudes named Christina?
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Fri Sep-04-09 09:01 PM
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Does that mean only gay men will be raptured to heaven? Well that would certainly teach the fundies, eh?
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| MineralMan
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Sat Sep-05-09 08:07 AM
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| 5. Christian, Christain, Christina |
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Edited on Sat Sep-05-09 08:08 AM by MineralMan
That's the proper declension, according to Speling & Grammer for Wingnuts. Get your copy from Amzaon.cmo today!
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