Where do you think Mayberry's Deputy Barney Fife hid his stash of porn?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Mojambo]

1. In his shirt pocket, of course. n/t

[rrneck]

6. You mean he could only shoot one bullet? nt

[Auggie]

2. It was kept at Floyd's barbershop

[JohnnyLib2]

7. Hah. We all wondered whose that was.....

:evilgrin:

[Iggo]

3. Polaroids. Obviously.

[KG]

4. Thelma Lou and Barney at night in the back of the squad car.- Barney: can I put my finger in your

belly button?

Thelma Lou: hey! that ain't my belly button!

Barney: that ain't my finger neither!

[madeline_con]

5. I'm with the Sears pages. n/t

[wickerwoman]

8. No porn, but he gives his Ken dolls a lot of showers

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

9. Saliva showers, you say?

:wow:

:rofl:

[EastTennesseeDem]

10. Oh please. Howard Sprague's porn collection was way more prolific than Barney's

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Don't get me started on Howard Sprague

The all-time worst episode of The Andy Griffith Show might be the one where Howard decides to go to a tropical island to leave civilization behind. My only regret is that cannibals didn't grab him from his tent in his sleep.

[1Hippiechick]

13. LOL x 2. n/t

[1Hippiechick]

12. LOL n/t

[Ptah]

14. In the back of Gomer and Goober's garage, next to the instant coffee.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. You almost have to wonder if Gomer and Goober would enjoy porn without an interpreter.

"You see, Goober, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..."

"Is that a mommy and daddy in that there pichur?"

"Yes, Goober, but please don't interrupt. As I was saying, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..."

"My mommy and daddy say "I love you" all the time!"

"That's very nice, Goober, but..."

"So do my mommy and daddy do what THAT mommy and daddy are doing in that there pichur?"

"Er...maybe not what they're doing in THAT picture..."

:rofl:

[NoPasaran]

18. You have to hand it to Gomer Pyle

All those years in the Marines and he never even heard about Vietnam.

[triguy46]

16. He bought it from Howard Sprague.

[chknltl]

17. Aboard the S.S. Minnow

Mystery solved! Gilligan smoked it with a pipe he made from a Parker pen and a carved coconut.
Oh wait a minute, did you say porn stash???? My bad, I thought you were talkin about Barney's pot stash...

[Skittles]

19. he didn't need porn; Thelma Lou was a dominatrix

yes INDEED

[peekaloo]

20. Under the mattress in Otis's crash cell.

Otis would actually smuggle the new editions in, the town drunk thing was a front.

[RagAss]

21. Otis "Lou Dobbs" Cambell

[peekaloo]

22. Is that a screenshot from the infamous

"The Meskins are comin'" episode?

:D

:hi: