LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Sep-06-09 08:37 AM
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What are the best exercises to firm up your armpits? |
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I'm not looking for a lot of armpit bulk, just a little more firmness and definition.
I want people to say "Look at the fucking armpits on that guy"!
Thank you in advance.
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Sun Sep-06-09 08:46 AM
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1. imitating farts for at least 3 hours per day outa do it |
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Sun Sep-06-09 08:51 AM
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2. Tuck a Pabst tall boy under each one and hold it there all day. |
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They'll still be just as good as ever by the end of the day - it is Pabst, you know.
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Sun Sep-06-09 08:53 AM
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3. Start by holding potatoes under your pits, then move up to cantaloupes. |
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Sun Sep-06-09 08:56 AM
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There have been potatoes there for years.
They look like potatoes anyway.
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Sun Sep-06-09 09:10 AM
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7. They can't be potatoes unless they've got chives growing on them. |
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Sun Sep-06-09 09:05 AM
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5. shave. the optical illusion will create the look of firmness and |
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Sun Sep-06-09 09:07 AM
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6. You need to do many reps of making farting noises |
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with your hand in your armpits. That will develop them into something you'll be really proud of, while entertaining your friends in the process.
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Call Me Wesley
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Sun Sep-06-09 09:15 AM
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8. The German way of poker gymnastics, of course ... |
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You just need a deck of cards and you're ready to go. (Sorry, German only, but you'll get it.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFshnhgs8lI
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Sun Sep-06-09 09:16 AM
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9. Carry around the 3 pound weights in your armpits all day. |
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Your pits will look as good as Arlen Specter's in no time.
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