It finally occurred to me why underwear was invented.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I can't go into detail here, but I think you ALL know what I am talking about.






























Don't you.

[HopeHoops]

1. Sure - a hat for drunk people with large ears.

Well, that's what I use it for.

[jmowreader]

2. Cat toy?

My cat Hormel LOVES dirty underwear. When I put a fresh pair of dirty shorts in the hamper, Hormel gets in the hamper, drags the shorts onto the floor and rolls around in them for a few hours. Cute. Disgusting, but cute.

[Dystopian]

3. !

'fresh pair of dirty shorts'
:rofl:

peace~

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. My girl cat likes to wrestle with my bras, but only after I hae worn them. As good as

catnip to her. LOL (Boy cat prefers shoes.)

[suninvited]

4. for the same reason

that bookmarks were invented.

[Bucky]

5. I calls 'em my little white junk trunks

although they're not all white.











































or little


 

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. so I could make a sneaky little copycat...

:yoiks:

[azmouse]

7. Underwear makes a great coaster.

Keeps your iced beverages from leaving rings on the end table.

[betharina]

9. this thread is a prime example why

i am falling in love with the DU lounge!

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Welcome to DU, betharina!

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Oh wait...you've been here a little while

but welcome anyway...what the hell.

[betharina]

16. thanks!

i rarely post. i just found/noticed the lounge. i may post more now. it seems here i can just relax and be a smart ass.

[Quasimodem]

10. Underwear was invented in the 13th century . . .

. . . by people who were good and tired of feeling homespun against their toches.

[Brother Buzz]

11. Underwear makes a fine fashion statement

[sarge43]

12. How else could we do wedgies? n/t

[cleveramerican]

15. so you can shit your pants and maintain your dignity?