My neighbor is smashed to the gills and he's screaming "HEY PUMPKINHEAD!" at me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'm going over there with a fucking shovel.

brb

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Is it one of these? They are really big.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. No, but that thing is cool!

[cleveramerican]

3. spray him with the garden hose by accident (wink wink)

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I'm gonna use a flamethrower.

[Skittles]

4. you want I should kick screaming neighbor ass?

or pumpkinhead ass?

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. I want you to kick my ass so hard that it comes out the top of my pumpkinhead.

[elshiva]

5. "HEY PUMPKINHEAD, GET ME ANOTHER BEER."

BURRRRRRRRRP

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

:hug: :loveya:

[elshiva]

9. Happy Labor Day, Dear Pumpkin Head.

Are you drinking now?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Same to you Elshiva...

Nope...not drinking.

[elshiva]

13. Here is something to drink...

:hug: :toast:

[Ptah]

11. Pumpkin hole.

shut it.

That is all

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. SHUT YER PUMPKINHOLE!!!!

[Ptah]

17. HEY PUMPKINHEAD!

PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD
PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD
PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD PUMPKINHEAD
PUMPKINHEAD

[rurallib]

12. too bad you don't know a Mormon or a Jehovah's witness you could

send over to save his soul about now.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I'd rather whack him with a shovel.

[rurallib]

16. sounds like you need the indutrial size

[BuelahWitch]

18. Aw, he's just jealous!