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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:10 AM
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ooof!
wow that hurt
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:20 AM
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1. What, did he have a bigger shovel?
:shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:22 AM
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2. Worse than that. He attacked me in the buttocks with a rusty meat hook.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:26 AM
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3. I warned you about moving to Alabama
They don't like "lefty" anything down that way. If one of their children turns out to be left handed they'll amputate it to force him to use the right hand.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:28 AM
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4. But you didn't warn me that there are people like that in NY!!!!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:40 AM
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7. Sounds kinky!
Did you whack him back with the muffler from a 74' Datsun?

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:42 AM
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8. No, but I did dry his hair with a leaf blower.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:32 AM
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5. Still doing those armpit exercises?
You might have strained one...
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:40 AM
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6. I didn't strain it, I broke it...
...had to make a home made armpit cast out of Play Doh and rubber bands.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-07-09 09:48 AM
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9. Oh dear,
you really shouldn't be trying those without a certified armpit trainer...

I was afraid of this.
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