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Mon Sep-07-09 09:10 AM
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:20 AM
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1. What, did he have a bigger shovel? |
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:22 AM
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2. Worse than that. He attacked me in the buttocks with a rusty meat hook. |
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:26 AM
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3. I warned you about moving to Alabama |
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They don't like "lefty" anything down that way. If one of their children turns out to be left handed they'll amputate it to force him to use the right hand.
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:28 AM
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4. But you didn't warn me that there are people like that in NY!!!! |
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:40 AM
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Did you whack him back with the muffler from a 74' Datsun?
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:42 AM
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8. No, but I did dry his hair with a leaf blower. |
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:32 AM
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5. Still doing those armpit exercises? |
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You might have strained one...
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:40 AM
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6. I didn't strain it, I broke it... |
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...had to make a home made armpit cast out of Play Doh and rubber bands.
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Mon Sep-07-09 09:48 AM
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you really shouldn't be trying those without a certified armpit trainer...
I was afraid of this.
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