The worst pickup line EVER...

[TZ]

So I was at the gas station over the weekend and I hear these guys making a ruckus on the next aisle over..I glance over a couple of times but no more...trying hard to ignore them because they were obnoxious (and maybe drunk too). I am getting in my car to leave when the really loud guy taps on my window. I politely roll it down...and say "yes?" He says...those people over there (his friends) want to "piss in your lap"....:wtf: I say whatever, shake my head, roll up the window and drive away. That was the most bizarre, most disgusting thing I've ever had a stranger say to me. It occured to me later that it may have been some kind of weird, creepy pick up line....:eyes:

[charlie and algernon]

1. see, this is a real confidence booster

now I know that whatever cheesy pick-up line I come up with when trying to ask out a girl, it will NEVER be as bad as can I piss in your lap?

:rofl:

[Tobin S.]

2. He was just being a drunken ass

I don't know why people get that drunk. It makes you do stupid shit that, if you have any brains to begin with, will make you feel like an ass the next day.

[HopeHoops]

3. Yeah, that kind of shit always makes ME horny!

:shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

4. That was you?

my buddy bet me that line would work on you. So, I made $5 off of him on it.

j/k

I can't imagine that was a real pick-up line - just some drunken obnoxiousness?

[rug]

5. "Do you like anal?" is a contender.

[sarge43]

6. That wasn't a pickup line

That was misogyny at its vilest.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. If there was ever a reason to call 9-1-1 ...

and summon a breathalyzer, this was it.

One of those yahoos got behind a wheel.

:hi:

[TZ]

12. I was so creeped out...

I just wanted to get the hell away from there. I didn't even think about doing that. As it was, I'm happy that was my first errand..I looked over my shoulder the rest of the morning...

[TK421]

8. I would have said yes, only thing is they would have to let you take

a shit in their mouths....jerkoffs

how you been? :D

[TZ]

13. I'm okay.

Life is kinda boring for me. But I suppose all things considered thats good..:hi:

[seabeyond]

9. i was told by a poster the other day (woman) that us women like our men like this.

whatever....

lol

[CreekDog]

10. Was it R. Kelly?

:think:

[TZ]

14. hmm.

There was a vague resemblance....:hide: (he had his hair in an R Kelly like style)

[foxfeet]

11. Well, that just takes the romance right out of it, doesn't it?

[Orrex]

15. Was your lap on fire, by any chance?

Perhaps this kind samaritan was trying to do you a favor.

[TZ]

16. .

If I responded the way I really wanted to, I would get this thread locked!!:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

17. I had to post something like that...

I felt bad for not addressing the issue elsewhere! :evilgrin:O8):evilgrin:

[Chan790]

18. That reminds me of a worse one...

one of my very naive coworkers at Starbucks was asked by a drunken old stoner at All Points West if he could pee in her butt. She was so confused by the concept that she had to ask him to repeat himself, which he took for some sort of enthusiasm for the idea and followed her around for the next hour. Jackie isn't the sort to be rude so she didn't have the heart to tell him to leave her alone.

[darkstar3]

19. See, I don't know

That one is pretty creepy, but it's also non-sensical as a pickup line. Of course, most things that complete-drunken-asses say are non-sensical...

Anyway, my vote for worst pickup line goes to the following phrase, when uttered in a husky, beer-soaked whisper:
"Wanna breeeeeeeeed?"

*shudder*

[SidneyCarton]

20. Socially awkward as I am, stories like this make me feel better.

It means that there are men in the world who make far bigger asses out of themselves than I am capable of imagining. :woohoo:

[PVnRT]

21. No, no, no, no, that's not what I said!

I wanted to borrow the mass spec in your lab, not piss in your lap. Sheesh, get some dental work done, and everyone thinks you're a creep because your tongue is numb.

[TZ]

22. lol!

Nice post, Brett Favre...:P

[madinmaryland]

23. Wasn't me. I was nowhere near a gas station this weekend.

Yeah. :wtf:

I doubt it was a pick-up line.

[RidinMyDonkey]

24. it probably was a line, I once had a guy tell me he'd like to pee in my butt

I'm still not right again.

[WillParkinson]

28. Again?

You mean there was a time when you were?

[Odin2005]

25. And that is why I only date friends.

Picking up random chicks is not my thing...

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. That's tactless, but asking to pee on your beef jerkey would have been downright rude.

Heh baby...

[EndersDame]

27. "I like the way you suck that water down" " You look good in Dat Red"

(guy was covered in head to toe red obviously a wannabe Blood) "hey baby do you live around here I live in the half way house a few blocks away" "Do you have a boyfriend? me: Yes Well do you ever mess around?" Yay for the bus! :sarcasm: