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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:16 PM
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Someone go out and get me...
One of those little lemon pies that they sell at the convenience store for 50 cents that are made entirely of chemicals and have a shelf life of 15 years.

Do it now...I got a craving.

Hurry up.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:21 PM
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1. Just eat a Scotchbrite pad...
It's more nutritious and it'll clean the plaque off your teef. :o
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:24 PM
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2. Oh man!! Good idea...I have a million of those things!...
I use them to light sand between coats of poly when I refinish furniture.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:29 PM
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3. Pie
hole

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:53 PM
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5. Please shut your chemical lemon pie hole. Thank you.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:47 PM
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4. well, I'd kick your ass
but fuck, I love those things :thumbsup:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:54 PM
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6. Whenever I buy a new truck, and I am cleaning out the old one...
before turning it in, I usually find about 10 lemon pie wrappers under the seat that are several years old.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:58 PM
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7. alright, THAT will be the reason for your ass-kicking
you filthy bastid :7
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:59 PM
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8. Hey!! They are collector's items!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:03 PM
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9. you don't even want to know what *I* collect
:7
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:05 PM
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10. .
:scared:









:rofl:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:36 PM
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11. you don't want the red goo kind
with the nice chemical cherry flavor and that one piece of something that MIGHT be half a real cherry?
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fNord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 03:48 AM
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12. those same folks make a chocolate pudding pie......
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