Bacon - is there any problem that Bacon cannot solve

[LynneSin]

Seriously!

I just had a really tasty sandwich with Bacon on it - YUMMY!!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. BLT

problem solved.

[Aristus]

2. Bacon can't solve the problem of arteriosclerosis.

But I'm sure they're working on it...

[Orsino]

3. Well, there was the problem of spiritual reform...

...on which his Opus Maius persuaded only Clement IV.

[Lex]

4. Blood Pressure problems

it usually cannot solve.

[krispos42]

10. Bacon-flavored Lipidor?

:yum:

[MissMillie]

5. Well, I wouldn't say that it's the answer to

"what should I top my brownie caramel sundae with?" question.

[LynneSin]

6. Why not?

I would think that some bacon crumbles would be a perfect match to the sweetness of the caramel brownie

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Bacon: It's like candy, but it's meat!!!

Seriously, it is the nectar of the gods.

[LynneSin]

8. We should call the Bacon Authorities and make that the new slogan of Bacon

:thumbsup:

[arbusto_baboso]

14. The Bacon Authroities are highly secretive.

It may be difficult to contact them about anything.

[rrneck]

9. Especially

thick sliced country bacon that still has the rind on it.

[Montauk6]

11. A poorly written screenplay...?

[BOSSHOG]

12. Is it accepted at toll booths?

The best bacon in the country can be found at Ozark Mountain Smokehouse in Northwest Arkansas.

[MajorChode]

17. No, but neither are Krugerrands

But toll roads are just wrong to begin with.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Even if he can't solve the problem...

chances are he was in a movie with someone who was in another movie with someone else who was in yet another movie with someone else who CAN solve the problem.

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Ooh! Just had a genius idea!

BACON BEER!!!!!! :D :party: :toast: :think: :beer:

[LynneSin]

16. I would buy that beer in a heartbeat

server with a side of bacon wrapped bar snacks

yummy time for all!

[MajorChode]

21. The Germans are way ahead of you on that one

[arbusto_baboso]

26. That's just Rauchbier. The barley is smoked over fire, but the beer does not contain bacon.

I'm a serious beer geek. If it's out there, I'd know about it.

[MajorChode]

27. Pffft, like wine contains licorice, hazzlenuts, or cloves

Coffee doesn't contain carmel, vanilla, butter, or fruit either.

That doesn't mean coffee and wine can't mimic other things.

Beer is often described as things it doesn't contain either.

If it smells like bacon, and it tastes like bacon....well, it might not be bacon, but it might remind you strongly of bacon, which also happens to be smoked over fire.

[arbusto_baboso]

30. It reminds me of good BBQ, but not bacon.

Bacon does go smashingly well with rauchbier, however.

[unpossibles]

18. Cholesterol? Animal cruelty? Obesity?

:D

[LynneSin]

19. I could make a bacon gag!!

That would shut yer yapper

:hugs:

[unpossibles]

20. HAHAHAHA

true.

Apparently bacon is found to be detrimental to one's sense of humor.


I KID! I KID!

[Brother Buzz]

22. It's really lousy at repairing pipes

I've tried tying it around leaks with every kind of knot known to man with no success. Ironically, its rendering is great for clogging pipes. Go figure. :shrug:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. VIDEO: "Two guys wearing bacon skirts and fighting each other with salami"

I posted this one on August 29th. The classics never get old.

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9008214&mesg_id=9008214

[LynneSin]

24. You toss in Salami and you can end the Iraq & Afghanistan wars AND solve healthcare in the US

think about it.

[TommyO]

25. Vegetarian and Kosher, it's not bacon, it's Baconnaise

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

Even more at their store: http://store.baconsalt.com/

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

28. It didn't solve Babe's problem!

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. You'd need a whole lot more bacon than duct tape, to hold together them thar ducts.

I 'magine a "bacon rope" would work just about right.

[KamaAina]

31. How about "What was Shakespeare's true identity?"

:P

[Scout]

32. peanut butter and bacon sandwich, yumm

bacon bits
pan-fried bacon
water chestnuts wrapped in bacon and baked

a nice side of bacon with Paula Dean's Fried Butter Balls sounds good too