Seriously evil ways to get revenge on an ex...

[HopeHoops]

Her:
Hire a young man to approach her as she boards an elevator with a bunch of coworkers, hand her a huge vibrator and say "This dropped out of your purse when you stood up back there. You don't want to lose that!" and walk away.

Him:
Hire a young woman to dress like a store clerk, with a name badge, and approach him as he meets people for lunch (should include at least one woman), hand him a stack of three or four REALLY sick XXX porn magazines and say "You forgot to take your purchase with you. Sorry, I didn't have time to bring a bag." and leave.

[unpossibles]

1. remind me to never get on your bad side...

but I like the way you think.

I find the best revenge is to just enjoy life more without them.

[HopeHoops]

2. (It is still fun to think about it)

:evilgrin:

[cherish44]

3. Put dead fish in the hubcaps of his Midlife Crisis Chick Magnet aka new sports car

It'll smell vile and they'll never know where it's coming from ....and for some reason, his young-enough-to-be-his-daughter date will more often than not, refuse to ride it in.

[unpossibles]

4. or, if you really want to be evil

put some poison ivy all over the door handles.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I usually just chop off her head and mail it to her parents, but yours are good, too.

No, really. Good ideas.

Amateurish, but good. :P

:rofl:

[Kali]

10. ...

:rofl:

[dembotoz]

6. stayed married so that the torture continues

become the gift that keeps on giving

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Here's an evil one.

Get some custom bumper stickers made that say things like "I heart KKK" or "Honk if you love NAMBLA" and plaster them all over the offending party's car.

[Deep13]

8. #2 could backfire if he starts asking...

..."Really, where is your store? There are none in this office? How did you know to find me here?"

[Maine-ah]

9. I didn't like this one...but my sister did it....

before she moved out, and the divorce was final, while the STBE was a work she took his toothbrush and swirled it in the toilet.

BTW, he is seriously OCD about germs and stuff. Like, when we'd come to visit, if you used the bathroom he'd go in and clean it afterwards.

[Inchworm]

11. Have STBE sign the "uncontested divorce" papers

while saying, "be prepared, you will be allowed to argue your case when we go in front of the judge."

It was quite amusing when she tried to pose an argument... not realizing that by signing papers and waiting the year she was really dissolving with no argument.

True story.

Ok.. so.. I'm evil. One of the best days of my life though :P

:blush:

[MrScorpio]

12. You are a master of revenge

Welcome to the club