If I had the power of Oprah, I sure as hell wouldn't have the Black Eyed Peas on my seasonor opener.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Seriously.

What the fuck?!

You can get pretty much any band in the world, and you choose them?

I would have chosen a band that, you know, rocks. And plays music. And isn't all douchebags.

It's the equivalent of asking OJ or Thomas Kinkade or Boustany to be on the show, or being at La Bernedin and bringing in a tuna sandwich and Lays chips from the deli.

What the fuck is wrong with Oprah?!?!

:puke:

How do people listen to this fucking uninteresting, uncreative, derivative, demographic-driven industrial corporate swill?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Why the hell are you watching Oprah?

Rule #1: Don't watch Oprah.
Rule #2: If you're going to watch Oprah, don't complain about the show being crappy. Of course it's crappy. It's Oprah.
Rule #3: If you're going to watch Oprah and start a thread complaining about it, then post a picture of some curvaceous jello wrestling. Just shut up and do it.
Rule #4: The Beastie Boys suck mightily.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. LOL! Because Jeopardy is on right before it, and I watch that.

Then I don't feel like changing the channel.

Plus, I like to bitch about Oprah because she sucks so fucking much. I keep waiting for her to just turn into a sandworm, and then consume herself.

[Dr. Strange]

4. This is (and I say this without reservation or fear of overexaggeration)...

the greatest thread in the history of the DU.

:patriot:

Bless the Oprah and all Her Works; Bless the coming and going of Her; May Her passing cleanse the studio!

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. And a huge round of thanks erupts from sietch Harpo!

[bigwillq]

3. Oprah sucks.

She has for years.

Although I really like the BEP.

[flvegan]

5. I'd have had Coldplay on...or Nickelback.

And I'd have given the entire audience paintball guns and ammo before they came onstage.

My season opener would reek of carnage.

[armyowalgreens]

7. Please do not put coldplay in the same room with nickelback.

[LeftyMom]

9. I knew I liked you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Yell "Go!", turn on the cameras, and watch "Lord of the Flies" emerge on the streets of Chicago

:rofl:

[Parche]

6. i would have had the Houston Oilers on

:woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Shell Beau]

8. Well she has pretty much done everything else already.

[Orangepeel]

11. but she gotta get that boom, boom, boom

now I have it stuck in my head

:-)

[busybl]

13. thank you

I find them extremely boring. Dull.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. when did Oprah jump the shark?

when she served black eye peas.