"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

[Zomby Woof]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_gas_station_assault

NEWPORT, Del. – Delaware State Police said a woman punched a gas station clerk in the face and held scissors to his throat in a dispute over how much money she had given him. The clerk at the Country Farms on West Newport Pike told police that a 53-year-old woman asked for $20 of gas, but only gave him a $1 bill. The clerk said the woman, certain that she had given him a $20 bill, screamed at him when he refused to give her $20.

Then police said the woman stormed behind the counter, punched the clerk in the face and held scissors to his throat. At that point, he gave the woman two $10 bills.

As the woman drove away, police said she found the $20 bill in her purse and returned to the gas station. Police said she was arrested and charged with offensive touching and aggravated menacing.

[RoyGBiv]

1. This job would be great ...

... if it weren't for the fucking customers.

Customers, in my experience, are almost always wrong.

[suninvited]

2. Is that what they call assault nowadays?

offensive touching?? :wtf: