Candy

[madamesilverspurs]

A first-grade teacher opened a roll of lifesavers and
the children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!

They're ass-holes!






The teacher had to leave the room.

[flying_wahini]

1. hilarious !

have to pass that one on to my teacher friends.....

[Louisiana1976]

2. ROFLMAO!