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Fri Sep-11-09 11:49 PM
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Poll question: Is beer drinking? |
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Fri Sep-11-09 11:54 PM
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My Uncle Jack fell from his ladder Drunk as a skunk at his work one day Broke his back, bruised his bladder Switched to beer, now he’s okay!
Senator Flynn was totally smashed Picked up a hooker on the street one day The cops gave chase, he swerved and crashed Switched to beer now he’s okay
How do you get your head to clear? Switch to beer, switch to beer You don’t have to go to AA Switch to beer you’ll be okay
Father McFeely said a sorry mass Three sheets to the wind at his church one day Pinched an altar boy on the ass Didn’t switch to beer, just moved away
Some tart broke my heart and set me free So I drank straight Gin for a year one day Woke up in a re-hab facility I switched to beer, now I’m okay
You can party on, so have no fear Switch to beer, switch to beer Stay away from the hard stuff Switch to beer, it’s strong enough
How do you get your head to clear? Switch to beer, switch to beer You don’t have to go to AA Switch to beer, you’ll be okay Switch to beer, you’ll be okay
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:24 AM
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2. Not tonight. Beer is the designated driver. |
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:31 AM
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3. no but the piano has been |
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:36 AM
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Yes, if there's significant alcohol content, it's "drinking" ;)
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:40 AM
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5. I pray to the four winds. |
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:46 AM
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:45 AM
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6. It sounds like a drinking song |
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Sat Sep-12-09 12:49 AM
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8. Drinkin' your beer.... |
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Sat Sep-12-09 01:31 AM
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9. Mickey Mantle and his liver disagreed |
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His liver won; beer is drinking
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