Bucky
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:11 PM
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Phrases in the English language you have never used. |
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I'll start.
"Man, I'm sick of all this fuckin' caviar. Can we please send our for cheeseburgers!"
I've never said that. I may never have the opportunity.
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:13 PM
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1. I don't care how hot you are, please don't show me your bare breasts. |
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:14 PM
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2. Honestly, that's too much money. Just cut my salary instead. nt |
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:27 PM
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3. In Soviet Russia, phrases use you! |
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:35 PM
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4. Hold the news reader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 08:36 PM by charlie and algernon
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rug
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Tue Sep-15-09 08:39 PM
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5. Bush may have a point. |
Bucky
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Wed Sep-16-09 05:10 PM
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9. Actually, I've used that one |
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But I was referring to the shape of his skull.
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Tue Sep-15-09 09:46 PM
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6. I made this great dish using Spam the other night |
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(you could also substitute "Cool Whip" for "Spam" in that sentence)
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Tue Sep-15-09 10:07 PM
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7. My cook ran away with my butler, |
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and neither the maid nor the gardener knows where the chauffer took her to do the shopping; at least the pool boy does a good job since I replaced the young nanny with an old governess.
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Wed Sep-16-09 07:55 AM
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8. "FOX News is Fair and Balanced" |
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You only got that out of me because of the OP - but you'll never hear me say it or use it in context. Besides, I either refer to it simply as FOX or the more accurate but longer name FOX Opinion Channel.
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Wed Sep-16-09 05:17 PM
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10. Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Rielly, and Sean Hannity speak |
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Wed Sep-16-09 05:23 PM
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11. Those Republicans have been right all along |
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But, I don't think I'll ever be saying that one.
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