"Marriage is something I take very seriously". Yeah, that's why you're doing it on a reality show,.

[Rabrrrrrr]

You fucking shitwit.

Seriously - what kind of fucking moron loser goes on a reality TV show to find a spouse?

I'm watching, in protest that this fucking imbecile show is pre-empting Hell's Kitchen, some fucking marriage show with a bunch of fucking losers who think that going on a reality TV show is a legitimate way to show respect for the sanctity of marriage and find a suitable life partner.

:eyes:

Seriously - who watches this shit willingly?

Has our country really plummeted this far?


Assholes talking about how much they respect marriage and take it seriously while doing their entire courtship with a battalion of cameramen around them and a bunch of sensationalist producers cumming their pants telling the couple what to do, what to say, and how to act.

Yeah, that's really showing respect.

Jackasses.


And you really learn so much about each other while the network is providing you with a limo and an unlimited dating budget and designer clothing.

After the "marriage", reality sets in, they both realize that they're empty vacuous shitblobs of ignorant garbage, that neither of their pathetic jobs will allow them to continue the limo and fancy restaurant lifestyle that is the only thing so far they have in common, and then they divorce bitterly.

But, hey, what the fuck - the network is brilliant here, because they have a perfect reality in three years, "Watch this Marriage Implode!"

[Schema Thing]

1. yes

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. "... shitwit..."

Did you make that up?

I've never heard it, and I think it's WONDERFUL!

I am taking it for mine, not even asking you for permission, because it is that terrific.

But, I thank you very much.............

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I don't know if I made it up - I've been using it for years.

I think I invented it, but who knows?

Anyway, feel free to use it!

And enjoy!

:rofl:

[Rambis]

19. shitwit is quality! (nm)

x

[Ptah]

3. Seriously - who watches this shit willingly?

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Clearly someone must - otherwise it wouldn't continue to be on the tube.

[flvegan]

5. Rabrrrrrr, seriously. You need to find a way to express yourself.

You keep it all...bottled up.

:rofl:

Another most brilliant rant. I could leave DU forever, and I'd still come back to read this.

Okay, that didn't make sense, but you get my drift.

[madinmaryland]

6. Would you stop watching Rudy "fucking" 9iu11ani!

[rug]

7. Keep it down, I can't hear what's going on in The Biggest Loser.

[Deja Q]

8. K&R if I could.

It's supposed to be a personal, loving event.

Not a frigging circus act.

And, yes, our country has plummeted this far. Creative writing is dead. Or at the very least, dying. It's all about topical gibber and what can be distorted for the greatest financial gain...

Hmmm...

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Maybe they'll give Star Trek to JJ Abrams and see if he can 90120 it

That would be fucking awesome!! It would be like totally awesome like Survivor 5! That was AWESOME! Did you see that? Totally AWESOME!

We can watch it while shoving our face sfull of Doritos and reading People Magazine to see what's up in the world of important news! And we'll drink cheap brandy with grapefruit juice and wear whatever fashion our favorite pop stars are wearing!


It's so much easier when someone else - preferably a company - tells what I like.

[mikeytherat]

10. Not cheap brandy - Thunderbird wine!

James Mason endorses it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xY7mBQrzXU

mikey_the_rat

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Oh, my! I hadn't realized that shit ever sold enough that they could afford to advertise!

[XemaSab]

16. He's drinking it on the rocks with a lemon wedge

:wtf:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Mercy kick - this is too important an issue to let die

[TK421]

13. You know me...I'm against marriage anyways and more so when it interferes

with Ramsey's profanity-laden rants at his unfortunate underlings...that shit is pure fucking gold!

"After the "marriage", reality sets in, they both realize that they're empty vacuous shitblobs of ignorant garbage, that neither of their pathetic jobs will allow them to continue the limo and fancy restaurant lifestyle that is the only thing so far they have in common, and then they divorce bitterly.".....sir, do I have your permission to use "shitblobs"? I love it...just love it!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Go right ahead! I like shitblobs, too. It came to me last night.

at least, I don't remember using it before.

I'm glad you like it!

:rofl:

[TK421]

17. You have an affinity for stuff like that....you have a gift, my friend!!!

:toast: :toast: :toast: I'm toasting you thrice...I'm wasted now ( haven't been in quite some time )

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Thanks!

And glad to hear you had a chance to get wasted!

:rofl:

Hope it was fun!