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Thu Sep-17-09 01:00 PM
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I love punny business names |
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Like 'Curl Up & Dye' and the 'Lumbar Yard' Here are fifty good ones: http://www.uniquescoop.com/2009/09/50-best-pun-stores.html
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Thu Sep-17-09 01:51 PM
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1. I saw a port-a-potty one time that said "Super Bowl Portable Toilets" |
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I saw that driving on I-25 outside of Denver as it was being towed around on a truck. Good thing I wasn't behind the wheel because I cracked up for a good few minutes.
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Thu Sep-17-09 02:03 PM
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3. Especially considering that it may have been accidental |
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Unless the lettering made it obvious somehow.
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Thu Sep-17-09 03:29 PM
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8. "We're number one in the number two business" |
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That's a tagline on the trucks of a port-a-potty company I see driving around locally.
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Thu Sep-17-09 04:40 PM
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9. Local Porta Potty business: "We want your stinking business!" |
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Thu Sep-17-09 01:53 PM
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2. My favorite is fictional: The gun shop in The Simpsons |
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Thu Sep-17-09 02:20 PM
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4. Lots of good ones from The Simpsons |
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Abercrombie & Rich Alternative Knifestyles Baby Seal Beach Bed, Bath & Baha'i Boris Kar Loft Call Me Delish-mael Dizz Nee Land Fab Abs The Frying Dutchman Java the Hut J.R.R. Toykins King Toots Lap Dancing (Lapland) Paté LaBelle The Perm Bank Snippy Longstockings The Spaghetti Laboratory The Spuce Caboose Teenage Pasteland Turn Your Head and Coif Up, Up and Buffet Whiskey a God God Yuckingham Palace Comedy Club
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Thu Sep-17-09 05:12 PM
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13. The Texas Cheesecake Depository |
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Thu Sep-17-09 11:13 PM
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17. The Vast Waistband (men's big and tall clothing) |
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I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm Bloodbath and Beyond (gun store)
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Thu Sep-17-09 02:52 PM
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5. Then you would love some of the gay bars in San Francisco |
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The tool box The cocks in
those are the only ones I can remember but I'm sure there are more.
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Thu Sep-17-09 03:24 PM
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Wouldn't that be "The Cocks Inn?"
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Thu Sep-17-09 05:01 PM
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12. We have a gay bar downtown called Dicks. |
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Thu Sep-17-09 05:52 PM
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14. they got "The Manhole" in chicago. |
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Thu Sep-17-09 03:29 PM
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7. My hair salon is called "The Cutting Edge" |
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Thu Sep-17-09 04:50 PM
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10. What is it with salons and puns? |
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:hi:
Examples:
Ali Barber American Hair Lines Best Little Hair House Choice Cuts Clip Joint Clippity Do Da Cliptomania Comb One Comb All Combing Attractions A Cut Above Cut Me Loose Cutter Shark Dye Hard The Hair-After From Hair To Eternity The Greatful Head Hair & Now Hair & There Hair Apparent Hairforce One Hair Loom Hairitage Hair O’ Dome Hair-O-Dynamics Hairoscope Hair of Respectability The Hair Port The Hairtaker Hair To Stay Hair We Are Hairs Johnny Hairloom Hair-Riffic Hairs To You Hairway To Heaven Heads Up Heads You Win His and Hairs Homecombing Queen Julius Scissor Locks of Luck The Locks Smith Loose Ends Making Waves The Mane Attraction Peter’s Mane Concern Mane Event The Mane Man Mane Street The Million Hairs Miss Tress Now Hair This Parting Ways Shear Delight Shear Happiness Shear Joy ShearLocks Home Shear Luck Shears To You Soul Scissors Upper Cuts Wave Hello Well-Comb All Yankee Clipper
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Thu Sep-17-09 11:10 PM
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16. The salon in Scotia, California, which is one of the last company towns in the US: |
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Thu Sep-17-09 04:57 PM
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11. Chapel Hill bar called "He's Not Here!" |
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Thu Sep-17-09 11:48 PM
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20. Bar here is called 'My Office' |
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As in, "If you need me, I'll be in My Office."
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Thu Sep-17-09 10:32 PM
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15. Local Yarn shop here is called... |
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Edited on Thu Sep-17-09 10:32 PM by Godhumor
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Thu Sep-17-09 11:19 PM
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18. My best friend and I fantasize about owning a restaurant. The other |
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day she told me that she wanted to name it Paradise. Ok, says I. (thinking I would like Eden, better) then she says...you know so everyone can have a cheeseburger in Paradise.
maybe we can decorate with the pair of dice :shrug:
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Thu Sep-17-09 11:23 PM
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19. Local well digger's slogan: "Your hole is our goal." n/t |
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