Which one would you rather face, a Terminator apocalypse or a Zombie Apocalypse?

[MrScorpio]

[Patiod]

1. zombies, because I have the Zombie Survival Guide

Don't have a Terminator Survivor Guide

[slay]

6. Hey I have the Zombie Survival Guide too!

Funny shit.

[Patiod]

19. We are SO set for the coming Zombie Apocolypse

Unless, of course, you become a Zombie, slay, and come after me, in which case, kiss your head goodbye.

[slay]

22. It'll be like Zombieland!

Man that movie looks awesome.

Rated R trailer here: http://www.joblo.com/video/joblo/player.php?video=redzombieland

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z4PHzwTy93U/SoVpK8pH5UI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ff_fy2t6VJY/s400/Zombieland+Poster+2.jpg

[armyowalgreens]

2. Zombies. Easier to kill.

[Joe the Liberal]

3. Terminators, they would be less frightenting.....

and you can be turned into a zombie but you can't be turned into a terminator.

[armyowalgreens]

5. You don't find terminators as frightening as zombies?

They are killing machines sent from the fucking future. They are called TERMINATORS?

[Joe the Liberal]

7. No way zombies are way creepier.....

Terminators are cool, they are bad ass, zombies are just scary. The way they walk, that moan they make, their appetite for your brain. Getting killed by a zombie would be painful and terrifying. Terminators just shoot you and walk away because their mission is complete, zombies bite you until you die and you end up dieing slowly in agony and once you're dead they stick around eating your flesh and brains. Terminators just shoot you and you die, that's it, next target...

[armyowalgreens]

9. Terminators are out to kill the fuck out of you. They aren't badass.

They are the things that haunt the nightmares of the mentally ill.

Tell me this isn't horrifying...



I would be shitting and pissing myself if I saw that thing coming. At least zombies are human. I have a little empathy for their unfortunate predicament.

[Joe the Liberal]

12. Zombies are out to kill the fuck out of you......

AND eat your brains or turn you into one of them.

Terminators are bad ass, tell me this isn't bad ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=channel_page

Granted they (terminators) are harder to kill but as I said they would be less frightening and that can make all the difference in fighting them.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. I want a homoerotic S&M apocalypse.

[AllenVanAllen]

14. The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!!!!!

[chknltl]

8. Zombies, definitely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5f-eV6X-k
(edited so my fellow DUers wouldn't know that I actually have the spelling talents of a freeper!)

[krispos42]

10. Zombies

They can't climb, can't use weapons, can't strategize, and I can kill them with a shot to the head.


Advantage: me!

[RandomThoughts]

21. zombies are an interesting topic, especially if you remove all the violence

and see the movie as flipped. Sure there are many ways to see it, but a fun one is to cross the streams with the movie "The Matrix"


A conversation at a meal on the ship.
"Breakfast of Champions"
"If you close your eyes it is almost like eating runny eggs..."

[chknltl]

11. Zombies generally don't shoot back after getting shot in the head

(One doesn't even have to hang out in the gun forum to know this!!!1!)

[AllenVanAllen]

13. Our odds would be better with zombies.

Terminators can think and use firepower. I'll take a "Zombie Apocalypse" thank you.









As long as it's not a super-zombie apocalypse.

[LostInAnomie]

15. Zombie by a mile

You wouldn't stand a chance in a Terminator apocalypse. Zombies at least have the same physical limitations as us. All you need is food, water, basic weapons, and a good wall, and you're set.

[T_i_B]

16. How about a kitten apocalypse instead?

[AllenVanAllen]

17. That would be too good for our blood pressure.

Hell no!!!

[HopeHoops]

18. Zombie - the way I look and act in the morning, they would think I was one of them.

No problem.

[cherish44]

20. I'd prefer a vampire apocalypse

If there has to be an apocalypse, let it be a sexy apocalypse :)

[rrneck]

23. Zombies

They explode beautifully when shot with large caliber weapons.

[LynneSin]

24. Arent' we dealing with a Zombie Apocalypse right now?

I mean how else can you explain teabaggers!

[Giant Robot]

25. Zombies definitely

I admit I have not seen every zombie movie ever made, but I don't remember one involving zombies taking control of the defense network and launching every nuclear weapon imaginable.