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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 10:10 AM
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Does your god watch television?
:shrug:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 10:11 AM
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1. Only the Playboy channel
He likes his creations.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 10:12 AM
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2. Most people's god IS television.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 11:40 AM
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3. replies 1 & 2 cannot be surpassed. n/t
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 12:10 PM
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4. I don't know if he watches tv
But he's been on tv a lot, I've seen him there :)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 12:11 PM
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5. One of them does. Smudgy likes to watch the motion on the screen.
Why, yes. Yes, of course I consider my cats gods. I am there to serve them.
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JonLP24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 12:18 PM
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6. This sort of reminds me of a joke
I was told when I was a kid the reason why the Cowboys have a hole in their roof is because God will be able to watch the games. Now they have a giant television in place for him to watch. :shrug:
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 04:01 PM
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7. If he does, it explains a lot about the way the universe is going.
:shrug:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 04:22 PM
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8. Yes. He watches the Dallas Cowboys!
:D
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 07:07 PM
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9. Yes, but She can't explain Wolf Blitzer's success, either...
...so don't bother to ask.
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