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Sat Sep-19-09 11:45 AM
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Kansas couple robbed at knifepoint while having sex in dumpster |
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Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 11:45 AM by underpants
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/16/2009-09-16_kansas_couple_robbed_at_knifepoint_while_having_sex_in_dumpster.htmlA trashy romance story took a true-crime twist for a Kansas couple who sought privacy in a dumpster to have sex. While sharing what Wichita cops called an "intimate moment," the man and woman, both 44, were robbed at knifepoint, the Wichita Eagle reports. A 59-year-old assailant, accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on, robbed the lovers of shoes, jewelry and a wallet last Saturday. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/16/2009-09-16_kansas_couple_robbed_at_knifepoint_while_having_sex_in_dumpster.html#ixzz0RZVcztTf
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Sat Sep-19-09 11:48 AM
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Sat Sep-19-09 12:05 PM
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2. Gives a whole new meaning to "doing the nasty". |
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:23 PM
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Sat Sep-19-09 12:28 PM
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3. This thread is useless without mug shots. nt |
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:11 PM
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4. For Chrissake, if you're not safe in a dumpster any more... |
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:42 PM
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Sat Sep-19-09 04:41 PM
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7. Guess I'll have to stop doing that. |
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At least in Kansas City.
And doesn't it seems like the muggers were a little long in the tooth to be mugging? Maybe people getting it on in dumpsters are easier prey, like when lions get old they have to settle for the weak and/or stupid wildebeest.
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Sat Sep-19-09 05:07 PM
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8. Who would have thought anything could go wrong during dumpster sex? |
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Sat Sep-19-09 05:43 PM
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9. Some people know how to treat a woman to a classy night out. |
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:18 PM
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10. Wonder if he dumps(t)her after the first date? |
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Always wondered where that gooey stuff comes from that the trucks drip all over the roads.
So unhygienic too. Course, some dumpsters have just cardboard and such. They're not all from that gnarly restaurant genre.
And don't even get me started on medical waste. Cause that's a whole 'nuther bag of syringes.
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:19 PM
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Any guy who wants to get me into the sack is going to have to do better than a friggin' dumpster. Sheesh. x(
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:29 PM
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12. But what if he's really hot, and he likes you a lot? |
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And the dumpster is still fresh from the showroom at DumpsterWorld? And hasn't been on active duty yet.
And it's really plush with a queen sized bed and nice lighting? And music? And no one around, cause it's late on a Sunday? And there's snacks.
And it's polished stainless steel instead of the standard 'dumpster green'. Wouldn't all that make the least bit of difference? I mean, come on.
And like I said, he's really hot and he likes you a lot.
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:53 PM
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15. You mean like George Clooney hot? |
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I might have to consider that. :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:07 PM
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20. George Clooney hangs out in dumpsters? |
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If he does, I'm gonna start lurking in alleys, checking them out.
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:02 PM
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17. What? You don't feel the romantic bad-boy edge here? You don't feel the touching |
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Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 09:06 PM by struggle4progress
"My wife is home tonight, and my credit cards are all maxxed out, so we're just gonna have be creative" spontaneity of this?
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:42 PM
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:49 PM
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14. I want to have sympathy for them....... |
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But come on! In a dumpster? Do it in your car like a normal person!
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Sun Sep-20-09 12:09 AM
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24. Or even 'in the alley but not in the dumpster'? |
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That's just bizarre... :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:55 PM
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16. I see four people here in dire need of having their asses kicked |
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:06 PM
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Bombs away, Skittles, bombs away!
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:07 PM
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19. I'm flexible, I can get in a dumpster |
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actually I found that out the other day when I accidentally tossed in my freaking car keys with my trash bad. Argh.
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:12 PM
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21. Oh man. I'm so sorry. |
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:21 PM
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22. i's especially sorry during a Texas summer |
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Sun Sep-20-09 12:41 AM
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25. SCHEDULING UNDERPANTS FOR ASS-KICKING |
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Sun Sep-20-09 01:58 AM
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26. aren't there maggots in dumpsters? |
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