Where will Kanye interrupt you?

[wearenotmissing]

You won't believe this, I was just out in the back garden doing poop patrol and Kanye appeared out of nowhere, grabbed the pooper scooper out of my hand and started going on about Beyonce's dogs... Well, on the advise of his press agent he apologized, more out of damage control than remorse but I still haven't heard anything from Beyonce.

[AllenVanAllen]

1. I though he was over all that.

We'll, I guess some people just can't stay away from the spotlight.

:hi:

[wearenotmissing]

2. I guess not

He seems to interrupting everyone everywhere these days.

[suninvited]

3. I was going for a job interview

and just as I was handing over my resume to the interviewer, Kanye came busting in and yanked it out of my hands. He started off by saying you're great and I'm gonna let you get back to your interview but I just have to point out that Beyonce has the best resume ever! Well, I was a little embarrassed about all the ruckus and was left speechless. I didn't know what to say for the rest of the interview, I was at such a loss of words.

I didn't get the job, but they did call me later and ask if I knew how to get in touch with Beyonce.

[LynneSin]

4. Ken Howard was so funny when he accepted his Emmy Award last night...

he said he hopes he's not interupted by any congressman or rapper.

[wearenotmissing]

6. RFLOL

or rapper, Hey, he was lucky because Kanye has been everywhere. I was just pooper scooping and he showed up. Apparently everything Beyonce has or does is better!

[LynneSin]

10. I'd almost believe you but then Rep Joe Wilson screamed out that you were a liar

so go figure

:rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

5. I was just about to hand President Obama my Health Care bill with 230 House Co-signers

Suddenly Kanye burst through the Oval Office, knocked the Secret Service out of the way and ripped my bill up! Then he said Beyonce has a bill with THREE HUNDRED co-signers AND a Senate cross-file with 75 co-signers! He said part of her bill stipulates that she will give a private performance of Single Ladies to anyone who doesn't have health insurance.

[wearenotmissing]

7. Would you believe

When I looked at this post again, just above the original post there was an advert for doggie poop bags LOL

[TZ]

8. Someone's interrupted Kanye!!

[wearenotmissing]

9. Way to go!!

You got to love that squirrel! He's all over the place just like Kanye... but not so Rude!

[Bucky]

11. I was on the toilet yesterday and...

Well, to make a long story short, the last thing I heard was a flush and the sound of "This one's for you, Beyonce!" echoing off the porcelain.