Please read this thread title.

[kentauros]

[HopeHoops]

1. Well, the tea leaves are easier than the bubbles.

The tea leaves CLEARLY say "QUIT leaving your fucking smelly shoes on the floor you asshole SLOB!"

The bubbles are a little more difficult, I think they say "There once was a man from Nantucket", but the rest of the message is outside the boundaries of the photograph.

[kentauros]

2. Where else am I supposed to leave them?

:P

Oh, and I could have posted this one of the tea and the kettle on the stove


Oh, wait... ;)


And the "bubbles" are the reverse of bubbles:

[HopeHoops]

3. You're lucky the tea didn't bitch about the state of that STOVE!

And I was wrong about the bubbles, with the full picture I can clearly read them now:

"No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Con a Tender in Payment of Depts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law imparing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility."

I don't have a flying fuck why they would be saying that, but it right there, plain as anything.

[kentauros]

4. I'll probably clean the stove now that you've said something.

I have been cleaning more lately...

Part of those politically-motivated droplets got all over my shoes, too.

Here are my shoes two days after the nice pot of tea and about an hour ago

[HopeHoops]

5. You don't even WANT to know what I read in those shoe laces.

Tsk, tsk.

[kentauros]

6. You should see them when they're dry

showing the scuff marks. Then again, that's hemp for ya :P