I want to create a bread that never rises.

[Fire Walk With Me]

I'll be naan the better for it.

[PVnRT]

1. Just don't use yeast.

Or add a half pound of salt right away, either works.

[triguy46]

5. I did that once with the bread machine. It baked a nice brick.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. "Cheap housing alternative".

[triguy46]

11. Yes, but it takes 4 hours per brick.

[MajorChode]

2. I passover bread with no leavening

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. banana bread

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. You speak my language.

[kentauros]

6. Tortillas

water
flour
fat

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I've got a broken bread machine that can help you with that.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. The naan also rises.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naan

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. D'ough!

[old mark]

10. That would be a real pita.

Sorry.

markO8)

[Arugula Latte]

12. I don't knead another thread like this.

[Terry in Austin]

14. Yep, this one's toast