Today I get the "we didn't lay anybody off but you all get a pay cut" speech

[Connonym]

this after a 30% cut last year. Oh fucking yay. I think I'd rather have unemployment.

[XemaSab]

1. Booo!

Dude, unemployment sucks too.

Today this obese chick with missing teeth down there told me to get a job, and she said that I probably haven't found a job yet 'cause my resume isn't up to par.

Thanks. :eyes:

[Lance_Boyle]

2. "obese chick with missing teeth down there"

You either need an "extremely disturbing mental image" warning or a diagram for that sentence. ;-)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. teeth

on the hoo-hah?

[Bertha Venation]

4. Oh, how encouraging.

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. What the fuck does her size/teeth status have to do with...

the fact that you cannot find a job?

[VMI Dem]

8. Hey, its easier than dealing with a sub-par resume.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Yep. Project it onto another person's looks...

Boggles the mind it does.

[Bertha Venation]

5. Well, shit.

SO sorry. :hug:

[guitar man]

6. don't you just love that

I usually counter with my "well,then, you're gonna get 30% less work out of me" speech.