Ask A Stupid Question Day comes to British schools

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6238694/Ask-A-Stupid-Question-Day-comes-to-British-schools.html

Ask A Stupid Question Day has come to Britain’s schools.

The tradition dates back to the 1980s in America, and took place on 28 September or the last day of the school year. Pupils are encouraged to ask their teachers ridiculous questions. Here are 10 of the best.

Q: What's the opposite of a camel?

Q: How long would it take to roast a fully grown Indian elephant?

Q: In Mars Bars, how much taller is Jeremy Clarkson than Tom Cruise?

Q: How long would it take a snail to slide around the world?

Q: What’s the funniest word in the world?

Q: What is the best type of biscuit to make a mattress from?

Q: I want to write a film script which makes me millions: what should it be about?

Q: In an average lifetime, how much gas will a human expel?

Q: How long is a piece of string?

Q: When will I die?

[AngryAmish]

1. Q: What’s the funniest word in the world?

Underpants.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. boogers.