let's clear the air, people: if you are a DUer and have a grievance or feel slighted in any way

[datasuspect]

come here and uncle datasuspect will kiss it and make it all better.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. ok.

:)

[datasuspect]

2. where does it hurt?

[taterguy]

3. No one here bothered to refill my beer fridge while I was at work

The fact that I wouldn't want any of you cretins to know where I live is no excuse

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

[datasuspect]

4. if you sent me ass pics on a daily basis,

you wouldn't ever have to worry about beer.

[taterguy]

6. My ass or someone else's ass?

[datasuspect]

8. 50/50

surprise me.

[taterguy]

17. You think I've got nothing better to do than take a pic of my ass every other day?

I am deeply offended by that insinuation.

Especially since it's true/

[datasuspect]

18. but think of the joy you could bring!

[taterguy]

21. You've seen my ass once you've seen it enough (or too much)

Trust me

[rrneck]

25. 50/50 -- half ass?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear datasuspect!

ROFL!

Thank you, sweetie, but I'm fine!

:rofl:

:hug:

[LynneSin]

7. Just leave the damn pickle jar far far far away from me

I don't know where it's been and frankly, I don't want to know either

[datasuspect]

9. just don't ever spend any amount of time in a former soviet bloc country

that's all my counsel will allow me to say.

[rug]

10. I'm perturbed that there is nothing but pablum here anymore.

:cry:

[datasuspect]

12. your perturbation incenses me

because it has a more farina like quality to me here in the lounge.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I'm not certain if I feel slighted or not. I don't know what to do.

[datasuspect]

14. does it hurt ANYWHERE?

i can post a pic of a teddy bear and you can show me where it hurts.

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. "Doctor, it hurts when I exist."

:shrug:

[kentauros]

13. I feel slighted by my RAM right now

so I'm going to shut it all down and start over.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

15. None of the above

I bring you love. I'm going to the Oktoberfest tomorrow so bite me punk.

[datasuspect]

16. your kind of love hurts too much and is way too messy

drink many tomorrow, barrel ass.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

22. Your words are hurtful

yet exciting, chisel chest.

I hope to find a happy gnome who looks like you who can drink me under the table.

[tonekat]

19. Is it Festivus already?

This is the Airing Of Grievances?

[Bucky]

20. It hurts on my tarmac

Thank you, Datasuspect. It feels much better now.

[CreekDog]

23. Yes, I feel slighted

but only slightly. :dilemma:

[TrogL]

26. Skinner's still mad at me

[astral]

27. Kissy Kissy, Huggy Huggy

. . . . I'm just checkin' to see if you have me on IGNORE.

; )

[Madrone]

28. My new cat doesn't appreciate me.

He keeps running away. Why doesn't he care about how *I* feel, dammit? Am I really THAT bad? He'd really rather live on the streets foraging food than with me? :cry: