what are your casual dining boundaries?

[datasuspect]

mine are:

NEVER stick your finger in the pasteurized process butter flavored substitute sauce they provide at red lobster.

NEVER get more salad than breadsticks at olive garden.

NEVER touch my crispy wagonwheel funtime fritter plate at tschotkes.

[rug]

1. Don't sneeze in my soup.

Thank you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Don't lick the cheese shaker at Pizza Hut...

I saw a little kid do that once.

[petronius]

7. Eewww! I have cultivated a careful fantasy about the cleanliness of those

on-the-table condiments, but the gritty reality of your post has shattered my illusions... Single-serving packets are it from now on.

[NightWatcher]

3. never eat anywhere that uses a sneeze guard to protect your food

also

A proper meal will never be passed to you through a window

[triguy46]

4. When home alone, there are no boundaries. Otherwise, Mr. Proper is my name.

[ornotna]

5. About a 6 foot radius

Keep the hell out!

[cwydro]

6. Do NOT touch my french fries!

Especially the crispy ones.

If you ask politely, you may have a long limp one.

[BuelahWitch]

8. I heard that!

One time the guy behind me at McDonald's grabbed one of my fries and ate it. I said, "Can't you wait?" and he and the kid taking the order just giggled. And no, I didn't know him, just a random stranger...

Edited to get rid of an extra apostrophe

[KamaAina]

13. Now that's a real fast food emergency!

Was this in Florida, by any chance? :shrug:

[BuelahWitch]

14. No, Draper, UT

I was on lunch break from working the night shift.

[NJmaverick]

11. Are you allow to stab someone with your fork

if they attempt to steal your fries?

[Brother Buzz]

15. Sporks are the only legal fighting utensil in most states

[woo me with science]

9. I am now lobbying for a law that will force the local McDonald's

to have a soul rape crisis team on hand for emergencies involving french fries.

[Initech]

10. Always eat in the bar area if they have one.

[crim son]

12. Basically, I'm not going to share

unless I really love you and you guilt me into it. Series.

[grasswire]

16. I like fries with square ends, not pointy

I really do.