You're all gettting a copy of Sarah Palin's new memoir, "Going Rogue." What

[crim son]

do you do with it? :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear crim son!

Make it into a great doorstop!

:evilgrin:


What are you doing with yours?

;)

[crim son]

8. I'm shipping mine down to Cuba cuz I hear they have a t.p. shortage down there. n/t

[XemaSab]

2. Put it in the White Elephant exchange at work

That's how I wound up with a copy of Millie's Book. :P

[crim son]

9. Ooh, nice. Do you guys do Secret Santa?

That'd be good too. :P

[WCGreen]

3. Yea, that's about right...

She did take McCain's powers away from him...

[crim son]

11. I suppose that's what she means unless

she's referring to quitting her governorship. Either way, it doesn't sound good.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. She's writing a book about going without underpants?

Oh wait...that's "Going Commando."

Never mind.

If she does write a book about not wearing underpants, I'll read it...but only a chapter at a time, for free, in the comfy chairs at the local Barnes & Noble.

"Sarah Palin: Going Commando. Chapter One: You Were Born Without Pants...Why Stop Now?"

:rofl:

:toast:

[crim son]

6. I don't want you to go making a spectacle of yourself

at Barnes & Noble, ya hear? :rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. I'll "probably" keep my pants on while reading the book

I say "probably" because I just hate to commit to that kind of thing without seeing a first draft, you know? And speaking of drafts, I'll probably catch one if my pants are off!

<<<RIMSHOT>>>

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to try the japaleno poppers, popcorn shrimp, and "thirsty-two ounce" Margaritas!

:rofl:

[crim son]

40. ...

:spray:

Wait: which B&N do you frequent? :evilgrin:

[PJPhreak]

5. I have nine pet rats in a large cage...

and they are Always needing new bedding!

[crim son]

7. Oh, good answer. n/t

[johnnie]

10. Gonna cut a hole out of the middle

And use it to replace the wax ring under my toilet.

[crim son]

12. Me likey.

I might buy a second copy for that purpose. No, I won't buy it; one of you guys will send it to me.

[Initech]

13. Easy - get a few copies in the 99 cent bin, take them down to the fire pits at Newport Beach.

[kentauros]

14. Put it on a string over a tiger pit.

That way, it can be jerked out of the way every time another winger falls in trying to grab it

[Ptah]

15. Post it page by page on the joke-of-the-day bulletin board at work.

[EndersDame]

17. backup toliet paper

[txwhitedove]

18. Into the fireplace, even in September, even if it's still 100-degrees....

:puke:

[Aristus]

19. Read it aloud to anyone I want to annoy...

B-)

Hi, crimmy! :hi::loveya:

[LeftyMom]

20. Regift it to flvegan.

At least the photo section might get some use. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

29. As a dartboard, I hope.

:P

[krispos42]

21. I'd have to take it caribou hunting out in the back yard.

You betcha I'd have it in the crosshairs!

[Sky Masterson]

22. Put it on my shelf next to my copy of

(The Kirk Cameron edition)
:hide:

[LaydeeBug]

23. I will use it for it's soft, absorbent pages in emergencies. nt

[nuxvomica]

24. I'd hollow out a secret compartment in it.

And fill the compartment with herb. Then whenever I want to "get stupid", I'll know exactly where to look for me stash.

[PRETZEL]

25. I guess I might read it,

but then again, fantasy has never really been my favorite genre.

[LynneSin]

26. First I would only do something with it if it was given to me because even at 99 cents that would...

be a fricking rip-off.

My cats are having bladder issues so I probably should start lining around the litter box for those near misses.

[sarge43]

27. Tear out the pages and use for bird cage carpet n/t

[MajorChode]

28. I couldn't be more happy if you had mailed me a dog turd

[rucky]

30. Add fuel to my Kirk Cameron's Origin of Species fire?

[Iggo]

31. Give it away to a republifundy.

I just can't bring myself to destroy books.

[Chan790]

32. Well...

I've always wanted a book-safe but I never wanted to ruin a real book to make one. OTOH, it's probably not going to be thick enough.

[applegrove]

33. Is that the real title? Cause she's not a rogue she is a pawn.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

34. Post an excerpt of it, like I am doing now:

"And so you know I was in the PTA and also a hockey mom and I felt like any old Joe Sixpack but not like any of those fancy pants community organizers because you know they don't care about America and they just want to see your taxes go up and also they are friends with terrorists who want to bomb the White House and you know that wouldn't be good when Vladimir Putin rears his ugly head over Alaska and also other places and anywhere you can see Russia from your house because you know he'll enter your airspace and also that would make the news and you know I read all of the newspapers like when I read about the Supreme Court decision and there are a few Supreme Court decisions I don't agree with but I am not going to say which ones and also I love America and everything about America you know...."

[crim son]

39. I think that pretty much sums it up.

Now I don't have to read it, or even think about it.

Seriously, who would waste good money on such a book?

[KamaAina]

35. Recycle it, just like I did the JW pamphlets at the Sacramento train station.

This is California, after all. :-)

[Taverner]

36. I pull a Burroughs and cut and paste it so its all mixed up

And see what comes of it

[Danger Mouse]

37. Spontaneously combust.

[Gormy Cuss]

38. Will it fit on the TP roll? n/t

[Avalux]

41. Turn it into a mixed media work of art. I already have it planned.

In fact, I am planning to do the same with all my favorite RW authors! Gonna be a lot of fun.

[ThomCat]

42. Sponsor a contest to find the most unintenially funny lines?

Fact check it and post corrections so that everyone can see that even with editors she makes no sense at all?

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

43. Finally, something to line the birdcage!

I'll have to buy a birdcage and a bird, but the opportunity is perfect, so there!

[Brother Buzz]

44. I'm going to sneak my copy into the public library...

I'll hack into the catalog and log it in as fiction, where it rightfully belongs.