Post cute or funny *safe-for-work* pictures and stories!

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LOLcats, Fails, Wins!, cute animals, dumb employee stories even... post 'em if you got 'em.

Or maybe something like this, from www.notalwaysright.com

If At First You Don’t Succeed, White Lie Again
Tech Support | Canada

(Note: I help callers with connection problems to our wireless zones along train lines.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “I can’t access your network!”

Me: “I’m sorry about that, let me help you. Where are you currently, sir?”

Caller: “I’m traveling in between and .”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, but there is maintenance being done in that zone. You will have to wait 20 minutes until you are back in a working zone.”

Caller: “What can I do?”

Me: “Just wait till the train is a bit farther on, and you will have a connection again.”

Caller: “This is terrible! Where’s your manager?”

Me: “Sir, it’s 4 am so I’m the only one working.”

(The customer hangs up, but then calls back again.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “F***!”

(Once again, he hangs up, and once again, he calls back.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “F***!”

(Again, he hangs up, and again, he calls back.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Look, I have some important stuff to watch here. Can you fix the internet?”

Me: “If you just wait 10 minutes sir, your internet will work again.”

Caller: “So, in my zone, there’s no internet?”

Me: “That’s right, sir.”

Caller: “Can’t you move the satellite so I do have internet?”

Me: “You want me to go into space and move the satellite?”

Caller: *cheerily* “Yeah, that’s right!”

Me: “Umm…well, that might take me a little bit of time, sir. I’ll have to call NASA and they’re very busy these days.”

Caller: “Oh. How long do you think it’ll take?”

Me: “About 10 minutes.”

Caller: “That’s great! Thank you.” *hangs up*

[Richardo]

1. Band nerd humor

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4. Speaking of band nerds, surely you've seen this:

[chrisa]

6. My head just exploded.

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10. that goes back at least 30 years...

mine exploded almost that long ago.

[NJmaverick]

2. How about this?

[NJmaverick]

3. or

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5. no more?

:(

[GirlAfire]

7. Some Funny Ones

I thought this was cute when I first saw it:


Even Jesus has to occasionally BRB:


On a board where a poster had displayed poor grammar skillz, a poster responded with this:
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And this just speaks for itself:

[GirlAfire]

8. More!

Bad dog!

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9. gurlz poop dayzies

How sweet! LOL