Since GD is acting crazier than usual right about now, I'm back in the Lounge

[MrScorpio]

I dunno, maybe I should start an "Ask MrScorpio" thread or something.

Whadayasay?

[Bucky]

1. Dear Mr Scorpio...

I have this friend who keeps venturing into dangerous neighborhoods at night. I'm sure he can handle himself, but I worry that he's making unsound choices that will threaten his short term serenity. Do you think he's an adrenalin junkie? What advice should I give my friend, or should I just step back and let him learn his own lessons in life the hard way?

--Horticultural in Houston

[MrScorpio]

3. Sounds like a great opportunity to take out a life insurance policy on the guy

For, you know, like a $1,000,000?

Funeral expenses and all that

[kedrys]

2. And by what standards do you judge "crazier"?

I mean, what gave it away?

I guess that's my question. :)

[MrScorpio]

4. We're on the way to a full moon

http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

They're just so jumpy in there now

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Dear MrScorpio, If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around hear it,

is it still a tree?

[MrScorpio]

6. It's now a log

Chop that puppy for your sexy fireplace

[tekisui]

7. I want to put a timer on the reef tank in the bedroom.

My wife is opposed to the lights coming on(and waking here). She won't even commit to 10:30 or 11, as she likes to sleep late some days. What is the best compromise?

[MrScorpio]

8. Do you like sex?

You already know what to do

[tekisui]

10. You are wise beyond your years.

:)

[greenbriar]

9. I know how you feel

my thread about our local sheriff deputy getting killed in the line of duty is gettign neg repped

[MrScorpio]

11. That was pretty low class of the neg repper

Yeah, neg repper, you heard me right, "Low class!"

Prayers for the late cop's family

[AwakeAtLast]

12. Mr. Scorpio - How long will GD argue about R. Polanski?

:shrug:

Maybe we should have a raffle. ;)

[MrScorpio]

13. I'll give them another week

Or when another disaster happens


Whatever comes first

[Skittles]

14. Dear Mr. Scorpio

Today while getting ready for work I put my bra on backwards and it fits better. What's a gal to do?

[MrScorpio]

15. Shine On You, Crazy Diamond

Patent the technique

[abq e streeter]

16. I STILL haven't asked her out ( and probably never will). Am I as pathetic as I think I am ?

although I think we both know the answer to that already, but go ahead, confirm what I already know.

[MrScorpio]

17. Pathetic? No

Self absorbed? You betcha!

Let go of all that baggage and give it a shot.

Remember, the key to attracting women is in finding a way to make them think that they want you more than you want them.

[madeline_con]

19. You are truly wise. n/t

[madeline_con]

18. Should I replace my nondairy creamer with a little milk? n/t

[MrScorpio]

20. If you're going to go dairy, you might as well go allllll the WAY!

GO CREAM!