Spencer Pratt 'barely having sex' with Heidi Montag ("I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby")

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Cross-posted to LBN.

:rofl:

Spencer Pratt 'barely having sex' with Heidi Montag

updated 10:48 a.m. EDT, Wed September 30, 2009



http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/30/spencer.heidi.marriage/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

(People.com) -- There are many things most people would rather not dwell upon when considering the facts behind the marriage between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, perhaps the most reviled pairing in reality TV.

Thank God sex isn't really a fact in their marriage, according to Pratt.

Speaking to the New York Post's PopWrap on Tuesday, Pratt, 26, said that he's tried to prevent Montag, 23, from realizing her dreams of becoming a young mother -- by refusing her sex.

"I'm not even kidding, my wife -- OK, I'm gonna get crass here -- but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby," he said. "That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding -- my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts."

Behind his abstinence is his fear that Montag might go off her birth control without telling him, he said.

[Taverner]

1. Why is he telling the world this?

I'm sorry - I keep up with celeb shit like the next guy, but why the fuck did he tell us this?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. He's propping up the "most reviled pairing in reality TV" brand

Seriously, that's their "hook." It's not that either of them shares a single redeeming quality. It's that most people can't stomach them, and they find that to be endlessly amusing, and the more people dislike them, the more they say and do things that cause them to be disliked.

Nice work if ya can get it...I guess...

:eyes:

[Taverner]

3. Thing is, the only way they'd get any cash out of me would be to star in a porn pic

Other than that, their use is limited

[mitchum]

13. I won't settle for anything less than a snuff film featuring those two

[Taverner]

15. Shit now that I'd pay good money for!

Have a Celebrity Roast of the two - but actually roast them over coals!

[mitchum]

16. Now ya talkin'!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. What reality show are they part of? Survivor?

Who the fuck are they?

Who are the ignorant jackasses who care about stupid idiotic people like this?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. MTV's "The Hills"...

...and like I said above, their "hook" is being hated. They gobble it up like candy.

[Taverner]

10. What exactly is The Hills about?

I never got that show

Or any reality show on MTV for that matter

I mean, I understand Survivor and Fear Factor - we all want to see the beautiful and stupid suffer. It's the reason I watch horror movies.

But MTV? It's like their reality shows are about " a guy and a girl - and they're in this apartment - and get this - we leave the cameras rolling!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. I've never seen it, but...

...from what I can gather from the Web, it appears to be a show about a group of self-absorbed assholes in their native surroundings. Kind of like the Seinfeld thing about "a show about nothing," but "The Hills" REALLY lives up to that promise.

[Taverner]

14. Where do they get this shit?

I mean its like TV shows - without TV Shows????

I can see the point of torturing people - people stupid enough to go on tv for this shit deserve to be punished

But at least Seinfeld was about something

This really is about nothing.

Don't get me wrong - I'd pay to see these folks fuck - but in that case they're actually doing something!

[Initech]

5. God forbid those two reproduce

:scared:

[edbermac]

7. Why have sex with her at all, dude?

That's why Al Gore invented the Internet, to access all that free whacking material.

[petronius]

8. Why are they called 'Speidi' and not 'Prag'?

:shrug:

[Fleshdancer]

9. I approve of Spencer cutting his nuts off

I just wish all douche bags would seriously consider doing this. :thumbsup:

[Iggo]

11. We're all scared of that, Spence old boy. (n/t)