Why didn't anyone tell me it was National Let Your Child Run Amok in Dollar Tree Day?

[Midlodemocrat]

I would have gotten all those asshole parents a card.

Jesus creeping Christ. Good thing I left my pepper spray home.

:eyes:

[TZ]

1. What?

You didn't have boxes of wine on you to pacify the kids?:P :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. No, idjit.

I was getting paper products for the damned field hockey banquet tonight. Seriously. Never going anywhere without my pepper spray ever again.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Dupe. Damned laptop.

[kayakjohnny]

2. Is this supposed to be a metaphor for GD?

If so... excellent!

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Unfortunately, no. It really was let your kid run amok day today.

Pretty scary. Those little monsters are the future, you know.

[sarge43]

29. They'll drive cars, vote, reproduce, serve on the school board ...

:scared:

[Gormy Cuss]

4. I have bad news for you.

It's National Let Your Child Run Amok in Dollar Tree Month.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Sorry, GC. Dupe.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Shit. Fortunately, I don't need any more blue paper products. Banquet is over.

[quakerboy]

25. is it that time already?

I mean, is National Let Your Children Compete For Who Can Run the Most Amok in Dollar Tree Month over already?

Oh well, at least next month we get to have National Feed Your Children Sugar and Caffiene then Let Them Loose in Dollar Tree While You Listen to Your Ipod Month.

[Gormy Cuss]

34. There's always something to celebrate at Dollar Tree!

In February it's National Throw Granny from the Dollar Tree Month.

[NewJeffCT]

9. It allows everybody to go crazy the day before my birthday

that way, they're all tired from the prolonged romp.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Dude. I was buying your present. It was very disconcerting.

[NewJeffCT]

11. I'm sure it was

nobody should feel hassled when buying my gift. I'll have to put the manager there on my DTM list.

[taterguy]

12. It's Wednesday night. Aren't you supposed to be at Cracker Barrel?

Or do they now have Wifi at Cracker Barrel?

[Midlodemocrat]

14. It's Tuesday, freak.

And the chicken pot pie is only available on Wednesdays.

:eyes:

You have the mental retention of a dead gnat.


:loveya:

[taterguy]

28. I knew Virginia was backwards but I didn't realize they were a day behind everyone else

[CreekDog]

13. Why do people let their children loose where they can harm the wildlife?

:hide:

[TZ]

15. A biker just ran over my cat!

:P :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Dude. I have no idea. It was very upsetting.

If the little girl with the curly hair screamed 'PUT THE SNOW GLOBE DOWN' at her little brother once more? I was seriously going to kick her.

[CreekDog]

22. Hey, violence is not going to solve anything

But it's a start. :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

17. LOL

Now if we could just get a Chik-Fil-A thread going, we'd be in business.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Happy Festivus!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

20. FESTIVUS

FOR THE REST OF US!

[phasma ex machina]

27. "Frank, no offence, but this holiday is a little out there." nt

[TZ]

19. *cough*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9148670

[Zomby Woof]

21. D'oh!

As you can see, I have been scarcer on DU today than Midlo at the Taco Bell drive-thru. :o

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Yeah, um, about that.

Taco Bell looks like dog vomit.

There I said it.

[704wipes]

26. and salmonella outbreaks around here...

always seem to have a connection to food handling at a Taco Bell in the area.
I kid you not.

[keroro gunsou]

24. howdy midlo

welcome back, if only for this brief rant.

[MissMillie]

30. I thought that was a weekly holiday

no?

[GoCubsGo]

32. In my town...

Every day is "Let the Kids Run Amok Day." Not just in the Dollar Tree, either.

[swimboy]

31. Comes around as often as an un-birthday . . .

(I couldn't find you to save my life. I thought I was gonna have to use the telephone.)

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Holy I don't believe it Batman!!!!!!

Check your PM.

[skygazer]

33. Oh, damn, I missed it!

I'm so distraught!

[MountainLaurel]

35. I thought every day

was National Let Your Child Run Amok in Dollar Tree Day. It's one of two experiences I have when I set foot in one, the other being a cash register employee who is on the phone with a friend or family member at the time.

[JonQ]

36. Walmart celebrates that daily.