Christmas Vaction - THE most quotable Christmas movie ever made?

[Drunken Irishman]

[Initech]

1. Merry Christmas!!! Shitter's full!!!!

[Bryan]

2. "You wouldn't hear a garbage truck going through a nitroglycerin plant!"

n/t

[Initech]

3. They want you to say grace!!!!

Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!!!

THE BLESSING!!!!

I pledge allegiance to the flag...

:rofl:

[tXr]

4. Hallelujah! Holy shit... where's the Tylenol.

It's been 20 :wow: years since it was released.

Best Christmas movie ever.

[NYC Liberal]

5. OMG...yes!

(About the squirrel): "Where's Eddy, he usually eats the goddamn things!"
"Oh not since he read that squirrels were high in cholesterol Clark."

My two favorite characters in that movie though are Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis. Those two always have me on the floor.

Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

:rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

10. Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."

[pokerfan]

6. I don't know, Margo!

"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"

"Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

"Fixed the newel post, honey!"

[Bertha Venation]

20. I don't KNOW, Margo!

Worth repeating.

I love this movie.

[old mark]

7. I read this as "Christmas Vatican".....

must go back to sleep now.



mark

[Arugula Latte]

28. Well, the Pope and Santa have a lot in common

They both have big pointy hats
They both live in Fantasyland
They have a lot of little bootlicking minions doing their bidding

[kimi]

8. Christmas Vacation

It's a bit nipply out.

Love that movie!

[Maraya1969]

12. Welcome to DU kimi!

:fistbump:

[Bryan]

9. "Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry-kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

[jobycom]

11. It even inspired a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

[mikeytherat]

13. "Re-tooling? I''ll re-tool you!"

mikey_the_rat

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. No, that would be "A Christmas Story"

"Fra - GEE - lay!"

[LeftinOH]

15. "That aint no frickin' Christmas star -that's the light over the goddamn sewerage plant."

[Initech]

16. Clark: Oh well. Tis the season to be merry!

Clerk: That's my name!

Clark: No shit!

[OhioChick]

23. Can't see the line, can you Russ?

:rofl:

[Initech]

26. Yes it is a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.

:rofl:

[Lucian]

17. Cousin Eddie: "Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave,

I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

[Rosie1223]

18. Where do you think you're going?

Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

:rofl:

[AzDar]

19. " Once he gets started, Clark, it's best to just let him finish..."

(Eddie, regarding Snots' leg-humping)

"Just be glad you ain't wearing short pants..."

We utilize this quote year-round at my house.:P

[Z_I_Peevey]

21. SQUIRREL!!!

That is all.

[OhioChick]

22. Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?

Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

24. I think that was the last fall-down funny movie Chase starred in.

I might be wrong, though.

[jus_the_facts]

25. "We're gonna have the happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!"

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

27. Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me . . .

I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[El Supremo]

29. Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all. and...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: You serious, Clark?