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Thu Dec-03-09 09:16 PM
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I don't want to be the one to say this but.... |
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look at yourself. Is that how you come on here and post? I mean, look at what you're wearing.
And the hair. Sheesh.
Don't mean to be the all-knowing critic or anything, but we got standards here.
And those snack foods. How do you face yourself?
Look, I know a friend. He's really good.
PM me if you want.
I've said too much already.
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:18 PM
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1. What's wrong with my tighty whities & Led Zepplin t-shirt from 9th grade? |
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:20 PM
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2. It's those black socks. |
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:22 PM
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3. Why should I change my socks? |
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Or are you insinuating that I should go sockless?!? PIG!
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:24 PM
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Prob only with socks being black. Stark contrast with the uh-hem... tw's.
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:35 PM
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8. But they match the Led Zep shirt. |
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At least they would've before it faded.
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:24 PM
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Which explains the messy hair....
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:27 PM
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7. K, you get a pass then. |
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But that still doesn't explain that bag of cheetos on the nightstand.
Or the Reeses wrappings that somehow missed the trash can.
Tsk, tsk.
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:26 PM
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6. Where did you get that dress?! It's awful! |
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:47 PM
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9. Heh. Strangely enough, I'm sitting here fully dressed, with all my hair chopped |
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off for the first time since '92. I will admit to munching on some teriyaki beef jerky though. The fully-dressed bit it different because I can't handle heat well, and living down here in southern Texas, I'm normally in nothing but shorts (real shorts, that is.).
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Thu Dec-03-09 09:52 PM
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I've created an alternate reality!
Mods, lock this thread before it gets any worse!
OMG! OMG! What have I done?
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Thu Dec-03-09 10:06 PM
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11. Relax, that haircut was yesterday, you're off the hook on that one :) n/t |
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Thu Dec-03-09 10:09 PM
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12. Do you really want to hurt me |
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Do you really want to make me cry
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Thu Dec-03-09 10:19 PM
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13. What's wrong with what I'm wearing? |
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Sure my shirt and (long) pants are over ten years old, but they are decent and comfortable. It's getting a little cold in here, going to be down in the 20s tonight, so I'm thinking about looking for one of my twenty year old sweatshirts to put on. I've got newer ones but those are much more comfortable.
My hair needs a trim but it is not too bad. At least I have combed it a couple of times today. Sure it doesn't look too great but that is just the way it is when your hair goes white and ....well, that's just the way it looks.
And what snack food? You mean my raisins or my pitted dates? Man, I need to go to the store and get me some snack food!
About your friend. Does he find older women attractive? I might be interested in a friendship if he is willing to come over and watch tv with me. ;)
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Thu Dec-03-09 10:22 PM
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14. My hair is long greasy and nasty |
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