Introducing:; The iTit

[Mira]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[HopeHoops]

1. (Rim shot)

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. Appreciate you keeping abreast of new technology.

:evilgrin:

[Iggo]

3. Ba-dump, psh!

:fistbump:

[Dr. Strange]

4. You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big woofers.

Really big, huge...just coming out the top of her dress.

[NewJeffCT]

5. I'd like to see that one

or, would it be two?

[TK421]

6. What is the mammary capacity for iTit?

[MissMillie]

7. I wonder if it will come w/ a touch screen?

:shrug: