Tiger Woods is "horrible in bed".

[Quantess]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2757720/Tiger-Woods-is-horrible-in-bed-according-to-lover-Jaimee-Grubbs.html

He probably can't take his mind off golf longer than 15 minutes. :evilgrin:

[NightWatcher]

1. He doesnt keep his head down

would also have accepted:

He takes his eye off the ball too soon.
His grip is all wrong

[Robeson]

2. Then why did she keep...

...****ing him?

[Quantess]

3. Sounds like she was proud to be a star ****er

she also bragged about bagging George Clooney.

[RoyGBiv]

4. It was a really big check

(obscure Eddy Murphy reference)

[MissMillie]

5. defective driver?

:think:

[Orrex]

6. Can't hit the long ball with his wood

[Captain Hilts]

9. He focused too much on his short game. nt

[rurallib]

7. I can almost see him now

You know how Tiger is on the green. Scoping things out from all angles, pacing back and forth
and then one quick stroke and its all done.

[abbeyco]

14. +1

Best description I've read about this whole debacle!

[Captain Hilts]

8. I think this means the Sun is going to take a break from making up shit about Susan Boyle. nt

[kimi]

10. It's his own damn fault

. . . that he picked a sport where so very very many double entendres would suffice when he inevitably screwed up.

[Yavin4]

11. He Kept Missing The Hole

He laid it up too short.

[rug]

12. Doesn't give enough strokes.

[peekaloo]

13. trained not to bogey.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

15. He put it in the wrong hole

And was penalized two strokes.