After reading DU I really want to have an elective abortion IMMEDIATELY

[La Lioness Priyanka]

i am not entirely sure why i feel this way, but i do.

like right fucking now.

[Bertha Venation]

1. Me, too.

I wonder if I can find a doctor who can do an elective abortion on a gold medal dyke who's had a hysterectomy. But I must find one, and soon, in order to be a good liberal.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. ....

:rofl: actually i think i want one for a frivolous reason cos clearly you know women dont make abortion decisions for good reasons

[tigereye]

4. hmm? What brought this all on?

Suddenly I am reminded of the "abortion on demand and without apology" sticker I once had on my drumset. :hi:

[jmm]

2. That's usually how I like to spend my Saturday afternoons but

since DU has me believing sleeping with Tiger Woods is the fasting growing sector of our economy I might just have his love child.

[Bunny]

5. Me too, and I'm going to use mine as BIRTH CONTROL!!!

But I think I'll wait until I'm 8 months along, then go get one 'on demand'.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. me too. i will abort everythign last minute. especially unfertilized ovum.

[Cabcere]

26. Pffft, amateur.

I've been doing that since I was twelve (the unfertilized ovum thing, I mean). ;)


Good to see you around, La Lioness. :hi: I've been away for a while and hadn't realized how much I missed everyone here...glad to see you're still here and still awesome! ;) :loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. ...

:hug:

[tigereye]

10. wait, what's the deal? I am in the dark.

hey Bunny, what's shaking, girl?

[Bunny]

11. Just the latest of the RW talking points that have become common over in GD.

Abortions are 'elective' and used for 'birth control', which is apparently a bad thing. :eyes:

Hey tigereye, how's things? I hit the mall today with the kids, we did some Christmas shopping and had lunch. What's up with you? :hi:

[tigereye]

14. ah, that's a bunch of crap - let's get SKittles after em...

it's ass-kicking time!

:hi: Kiddo had a high school audition at 8 am, and I went with my SIL and her mom to the All-Clad sale and scored some good and cheap pots and pans and baking sheets for me and for X-mas. So I'm sleepy and watching Gilmore Girls.

[EndersDame]

6. I am going to throw a party after I get mine!

Maybe even a celebratory dinner at Olive Garden!

[Withywindle]

24. And since you don't have a baby, you can breast-feed your obese chain-smoking pit bull instead! n/t

[unpossibles]

42. my pitbull is a vegetarian and only breastfeeds at Olive Garden, FYI

and I spank.

[Schema Thing]

8. Well Come On Down - to Schema's (Full)circle-of-life Day-Spa!

Start to finish, you'll even be glad you came.

[old mark]

9. I think it should be a fun thing. nt

[Cabcere]

28. Like cocaine and prostitutes?

;) (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[old mark]

40. Like a party with cake and ice cream, maybe funny hats. nt

[Deep13]

12. I feel discriminated against because I have no control over women's bodies.

:sarcasm:

Well that's the issue isn't it? Giving women their natural control over reproduction undermines male-hierarchy and the strong father-figure of government.

[susanr516]

13. Well, I was going to have some plastic surgery

But decided to get an abortion instead.

[PeaceNikki]

15. I have an abortion every month. Just to be sure.

I use it electively as birth control.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

37. good!

[Blue-Jay]

16. You'll need to get knocked up first.

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. that is a problem admittedly

[Blue-Jay]

20. *I'm* not gonna offer any help (happily married), but....

you could probably solve that problem on DU with one simple post.

/just sayin'

[mopinko]

17. will you be getting

the boob job with that?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. i am thinking botox. getting to that age you know

[HopeHoops]

21. Me too! Right fucking now - tonight!

And I'm a guy!

[TK421]

22. Since I hate anything that lives...get that abortion as soon as possible

but should you find yourself conflicted in your choice, you could give it up for adoption to some real Amurkins and have kids who wear costumes like this

[S n o w b a l l]

23. Well, I found out today I've already had two.

Fortunately, my Dr, me and my insurance company didn't consider ectopic pregnancies elected abortions.

[Withywindle]

25. Me too! I'll go with you!

Not preggers, of course, but that's a technicality. Since the doctor is "down there" anyway, I'm going to ask if s/he can throw in a little ass-tuck, like that Argentinian model. And since my feet are gonna be up in the stirrups anyway, maybe they'll do a pedicure too!

Retail therapy! Some new shoes, a couple CDs, some cute earrings, a cocktail, and an abortion! :thumbsup:

I hope the doc is hot!

[Rhythm]

27. If you can find a way for Rocket to get you preggers to start with, let me know...

Lyric and i have been trying for eons now, and for some weird reason, it's just not working. *L*
:hide:

[kayakjohnny]

29. Well I don't blame you one bit.

But about the best I can do is pinch a few hapless sperm with a pair of tweezers in solidarity, if that helps much.

Being a guy and all.

[skygazer]

30. Let's hop on into our Cadillac, grab the welfare check, and tootle off to the clinic together!

After that, we can get our nails done and go get preggers again so we can do it all next month, too. :woohoo:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. excellent idea!!!!

[Turbineguy]

32. Fortunately, I'm an Engineer.

We use our personalities for birth control.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. ...

:rofl:

[sarge43]

36. .....

:spray::applause:

[sarge43]

35. Well, natch

Just because I'm 66, why shouldn't I have the pleasure of a cheap and easy thrill. Plus, I love that refreshed feeling afterward. Almost forgot, there's the anti-abortion mob to ran through, too. Oh boy, anyone for seconds and thirds?

[rebel with a cause]

38. After reading DU some days I really want to have a lobotomy immediately.

but I could always have an abortion first as my last act of rebellion.

:evilgrin:

[Capn Sunshine]

39. First Things First

want some candy, little girl?

[unpossibles]

41. Why stop at one? I had one yesterday during my lunch break

and plan on another next week!