Chris Hansen walks into a fourth bar...

[LeftyFingerPop]

The bartender looks at him and says "Hey...you're the guy that busted me last year".

Then Hansen tries to run, but the bartender reaches under the bar, grabs his gun, and shoots him in the nuts.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Chris Hansen ducks into a pawn shop to ambush Marcellus Wallace.

Guy behind the bar pulls out a shotgun, calls Zed, says "we've got a couple of live ones."

Punchline: This time Zed lets picks Chris Hansen to go first.

[valerief]

2. Chris Hansen walks in a fifth bar and says, "Can I buy a fifth?"

"A fifth of what?"
"A fifth grader."

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Chris Hansen to bartender: "I like my fifth graders like I like my scotch."

Bartender to Chris Hansen: "Yeah, I heard that one. That's a good one."