Invent a bowl game

[pstokely]

Purina Dog Chow Bowl
Hostess Cupcake Bowl
Entitlement bowl (for big name teams that haven't been good in years like Notre Dame)
Kohler Toilet Bowl (for teams overrated at the beginning of the season that are not aren't bowl eligible like KU)
Federal Bailout Bowl
The $ Bowl (all bowl games)

[Rhythm]

1. The Humbolt County Smoka-Bowl

Nobody cares who wins, but the concession stands make a fortune!

[Bertha Venation]

2. Yesterday: Who Cares Bowl

Raiders v Steelers

[rurallib]

3. The IBM Your Jobs Are In China Now Bowl

Played in Beijing so those now doing jobs that Americans used to do can see what they do for wntertainment

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

4. An obvious one: The Toilet Bowl

Div. IA's two worst teams battle it out to see who really sucks.

[GoCubsGo]

11. The next obvious one: The Tidy Bowl

I guess that would be for the runners-up, who didn't make it into the Toilet Bowl. Or vice versa?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Washington DC's EagleBank Bowl may be renamed the Traffic Circle Bowl

:)

[TZ]

8. If they move it to Baltimore

They could call it the "Nevermore!" Bowl...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. The RIAA DRM Bowl

If you videotape the game, then armed goons break down your door at half time and mess you up.
Also, if you describe the game in any way to your friends, then you are served with lawsuits of various flavors.

[NightWatcher]

7. the Clean Coal Bowl

it is played on a flattened remains of what used to be a mountain in West Virginia. Unfortunately the game is cancelled after three minutes because no one can breath and the cheerleaders got lung cancer.

[arcadian]

9. Orange Bowl, Cotton Bowl, Fiesta Bowl

Rose Bowl, North/South Bowl, Aloha Bowl

[KamaAina]

10. The Longest Yard Bowl

between the top two contenders for the Fulmer Cup (most players arrested).