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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 04:41 PM
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Letterman's Eldrick Woods jokes
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/David+Letterman+aims+barbs+Tiger+Woods+takes+know/2316911/story.html

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Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image

10.Crash a State Dinner at the White House

9.Change name from "Tiger" to more adorable "Puppy"

8.Fix this whole health care mess

7.Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis

6.Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.

5.Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings

4.Safely land golf cart in the Hudson river

3.Release list of women he did not have sex with

2.Find Osama bin Laden

1.Blame Letterman
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 05:19 PM
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1. Number 7 is aweseome.
That's the best Top Ten I've seen in a while.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 05:39 PM
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2. I thought you'd appreciate the Vikings joke! nt
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 05:47 PM
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3. Totally!
Spot on comment, too.
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