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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 04:43 PM
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Poll question: Tiger Woods vs. Obi Wan Kenobi
Tiger Woods and Obi Wan Kenobi were having a light saber duel, when Tiger snuck in a quick strike and drove his saber into Obi Wan's chest. The duel ended, since Tiger had...











wait for it.













The duel ended, since Ti...


















Goddammit, I said wait for it! Sonsabitches!















The duel ended, since Tiger made a hole in Obi Wan.


So, who would actually win in such a duel?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 04:52 PM
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1. .
Are you taking bad pun lessons from Orrex now? :rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 04:54 PM
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2. Hey!
I was making bad puns long before Orrex and his circumstrator came along!
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rebel with a cause Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 09:18 PM
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3. Voted for Obi Wan Kenobi
in the name of my Star Wars fan son. :evil grin:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 09:21 PM
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4. Neither....Dormammu came along and handed both their sorry asses to them!
Edited on Tue Dec-08-09 09:21 PM by TK421
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:06 AM
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6. Damn that Dormammu!
He's due for a stern talking to!
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-08-09 09:26 PM
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5. You dork.
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:07 AM
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7. This is precisely the sort of disrespect etc.
:hi:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:11 AM
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8. I refer you to rules 7, 3, and 18.
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:14 AM
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9. Wait, rules?
What the hell is going on here?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:16 AM
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10. !!!
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:46 AM
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12. You laugh now.
But you should hear what he says about you when you aren't around...
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:22 AM
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11. This poll is useless without Margot Kidder.
She gets it. Do you?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 12:27 PM
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14. LMAO!!!
:spray:

You officially win this thread. Nicely played, sir. :thumbsup:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 11:48 AM
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13. Dr. Strange, I would highly suggest not quitting your day job....
since your career as a stand-up comedian won't make you much money.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 12:36 PM
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15. Don't worry.
No way would I give up my high-flying life as a lingerie model.
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