LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Dec-08-09 07:05 PM
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| I doubt that I would be on "The Ed Show" after collapsing in my bathroom. |
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Tiger Woods' MIL collapses in her bathroom and it is all over the news.
You know how many times I fall in my bathroom per day due to some sort of "impairment"? At least 3...
I've knocked my teeth out on my vanity, fallen face first into the toilet, impaled my buttocks on the faucet, and fallen through the shower door.
Does THAT make national news?
No.
I think I'm being discriminated against.
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| kedrys
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Tue Dec-08-09 07:07 PM
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| 1. Do you have any video proof of the above? |
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No photos = didn't happen. Sorry. :P
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| LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Dec-08-09 07:09 PM
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| 2. I'm flopping around uncontrollably in my bathroom... |
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and you are worried about a VIDEO?????? :D
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| theNotoriousP.I.G.
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Tue Dec-08-09 07:16 PM
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| 3. I think you should call Gloria Allredy for a lawsuit |
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She can rectify this immediately. Tiger should pay you for pain and suffering even though your problems are self inflicted and you suffer from drug and alcohol impairments. It's only fair.
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Tue Dec-08-09 07:22 PM
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| 4. Try duct taping yourself in pillows, klutz. |
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