Challenge: post one difference between Edward Scissorhands and Tiger Woods

Boojatta

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Tue Dec-08-09 11:21 PM
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Challenge: post one difference between Edward Scissorhands and Tiger Woods

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mix

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Tue Dec-08-09 11:27 PM
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1. Cheetah pays his gardener to trim his hedges.

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fishnfla

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Tue Dec-08-09 11:36 PM
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2. Ed has a wicked slice that keeps him off the green

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arcadian

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Tue Dec-08-09 11:49 PM
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3. Edward Scissorhands + Tiger Woods = Edward Penishands

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Dec-09-09 12:29 AM
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4. Edward would cut anyone's hair.

Tiger prefers blondes

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Rhythm

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Wed Dec-09-09 12:47 AM
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5. Ed didn't cheat on his beloved n/t

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Wed Dec-09-09 12:55 AM
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6. Edward Scissorhands never actually banged Winona Ryder.

Or Vincent Price.

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jobycom

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Wed Dec-09-09 01:19 AM
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7. Edward isn't as good at handling his putter.

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Boojatta

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Thu Dec-10-09 10:50 PM
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8. Edward is too loyal to the one he loves (loyal to the point of being an accessory to crime).

Tiger isn't loyal enough.

That's my take, but I also appreciate the non-obvious ideas posted by others.

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gmoney

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Fri Dec-11-09 12:32 AM
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9. They were both manufactured to fill some void in their father's life?

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rcrush

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Fri Dec-11-09 01:10 AM
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10. Tim Burton can suck it. nt

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Robeson

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Fri Dec-11-09 01:13 AM
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11. Well, from one thread on here, I'm not sure Edward sent a text-pic of his schlong...

...but I could be wrong?

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