Crap - I'd hoped to have three Martinis done by noon, but just finished number 2

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and now only have 8 minutes left.

Oh well.

I guess I'm just a fucking stinking loser sack of useless maggot-infested garbage.

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I feel like Beyonce or Carrie Underwood or Adam Lambert!

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[LynneSin]

1. have you thought of perhaps using smaller size martini glasses??!!!

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2. n00b.

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Do you have any idea how small that would look in my Hall of Mourn-bringing?

I do have some standards to uphold.

[Fleshdancer]

3. Just adjust your drinking time zone

You have plenty of time to finish in PST.

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4. Tempting, but it's cheating...

and my integrity just can't handle it.

[Fleshdancer]

6. I wish I knew what integrity felt like after a second martini

Then again, maybe I don't. I would have enjoyed the third one too much to care. :D

[Rosie1223]

5. maybe, but you're our fucking stinking loser sack of useless maggot-infested garbage

and we wouldn't want you to change for anything.

[Orsino]

7. That comes with age. Once you're done with your number two...

...you can just chug the three martinis.

[Forkboy]

8. Slacker!

My friend and I killed a huge bottle of White Russian the other day before half time!

I don't remember much of what happened after....

[bluedigger]

9. If you're in a hurry, use a straw.