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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:01 PM
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A teabagger goes into a drug store to buy condoms...
He takes the package up to the counter and the clerk says, "that will be $5.99 for the condoms and 36 cents for the tax."

The teabagger looks shocked and says, "Oh, so THAT's how you keep the damn things on!"
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:16 PM
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1. I'll laugh as soon as I'm done wincing.
:)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:17 PM
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2. Heh! That a good one! OUCH!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:18 PM
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4. Just don't ask him to figure out how many tacks to use per condom.
Math is a tough concept for teabaggers.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:23 PM
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5. Sounds like about 6 tacks (percent)
:shrug:

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:27 PM
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6. I'm in PA - I used our rate.
We've got a lot of red counties, so it would work here. Heck, Perry County is just north of here and they're about to get their first stop light (in the whole fucking county) next year. THAT is a red county!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:30 PM
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7. Where is perry county?
I am familiar with west central, pa.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:36 PM
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8. Cumberland is just West of Harrisburg (other side of the river. Perry is north of that.
It is pretty, but if you want a classic stereotype for the word "redneck", that's the place to go.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:18 PM
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3. *snarf*
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