The Snuggie Sutra. I shit ye not

[NightWatcher]

SoxFan, I was searching for the Snuggie for Dogs and google started to fill in with...


http://thesnuggiesutra.com/



The Night In

She puts her arms through the sleeves and reads. She’s minding her own business. He is also minding her business.




The Horse Blanket

The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.




The Tablecloth

She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It’s just not a holiday without stuffing.

[Initech]

1. And people wonder why we're fucked up as a society.

:crazy:

[baldguy]

2. It seems to me that pie should be involved somehow.

[denbot]

3. An people wonder why I hang out in the lounge.

Made my day.:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

[NightWatcher]

4. that alone is a reason to get a snuggie

The Sechzig- neun

One arm and one leg through each of the Snuggie’s holes. It’s a mouthful.

[SoxFan]

5. What was I saying about the Apocalypse?

This is echelons above awesome!

[av8rdave]

6. The FAQs on the site are well worth the read.

[Forkboy]

7. Like I need diagrams to figure this out.

:evilgrin:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

8. OK

Now if I print this out and tack up in my cube, how soon do I get in trouble?:evilgrin:

[Odin2005]

9. LOL!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. This is all a moot point...

If you own a Snuggie, you're never going to get laid.

[KG]

11. ah. the Horse Blanket. wondered what that was called.

a couple women did that with me, except they used a pillow.

[Deja Q]

12. What, no "The Night Out"? Or "Guy's Night Out"?

:evilgrin: