Someone give me some cool ideas for Xmas gifts for myself.

[LostInAnomie]

I can't ever think of anything to tell people to get me.

No video games, or clothes.

[HopeHoops]

1. A donation to a charity of your choice in your name.

[LostInAnomie]

3. I said "cool" gift ideas.

Not noble.

[HopeHoops]

7. Okay, then how about a $50 gift certificate to Gertrude and Hawks (sp?)

They've got some obscene chocolate creations.

[Ptah]

2. A potato peeler

And a happy new year!

[LostInAnomie]

4. Damn, that would be cool as hell if I ever needed to peel things.

I never do though. :cry:

[Ptah]

6. Fair enough, how about a little

brother:

[LostInAnomie]

9. Hell no!

For one, my mother is 63 and doesn't have the equipment anymore.

For two, I ain't about to have another person I have to buy shit for.

[Forkboy]

5. What zombie movies are you lacking?

:)

[LostInAnomie]

8. Believe it or not...

... I don't actually own any zombie movies. If I want to watch any I go to a secret site online and watch them for free.

I was thinking about asking for Max Brooks' "Recorded Attacks", but I couldn't wait. I wish I would have now so I wouldn't have spent my own money on it.

[Forkboy]

13. Whaaaaat? You own.....none?

Yeah ok, I only own a few, and I watch most online myself. ;)

Asian Horror Movies.com rules, by the by. My advice, watch Thirst by Park Chan-Woo, the director of Oldboy. You will NOT be disappointed. Best movie I've seen all year, not counting Mister Lonely by Harmony Korine.

http://www.asian-horror-movies.com/thirst.php

[LostInAnomie]

14. Well, I take that back...

... I do own "Redneck Zombies". For a Troma movie it's surprisingly good. You could tell the cast was having quite a bit of fun making it.

[Forkboy]

18. I love their movies, to be honest. Street Trash is one of my all time favorites.

Greg Nicotero is absolutely outstanding in the FX department!

"It was a fucking war atrocity!"

[LostInAnomie]

21. Sometimes they are pretty good...

... other times you can tell there was a little too much weed smoking going on when they were writing.

[Forkboy]

22. I'm blind to that aspect.

:smoke:

;)

[HopeHoops]

10. I'VE GOT IT! The Hillary nutcracker and Bill corkscrew!!!!

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/code/85282.do?showPrevNext=false

[Pryderi]

11. Porn site subscription.

[LostInAnomie]

12. Who pays for porn?

The internet is practically giving it away.

[Pryderi]

15. Ok...an emusic.com subscription.

[LostInAnomie]

16. What!? Who pays for music!?

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

17. With Romatic Music in the Background... A Nice Candelight Back Rub.

:silly:

[flvegan]

19. Hookers. n/t

[LostInAnomie]

20. Ugh... the hookers around here are disgusting.

Plus, I'm not looking for "the gift I can't return".

[flvegan]

23. That's too bad. But giving hookers on Christmas and not also gifting condoms

is like gifting a remote controlled car and no batteries.

[Pryderi]

24. How about some....

Cap'n Chronic?