Stare at Boobs for Longer Life: Study

[WilliamPitt]

Stare at Boobs for Longer Life: Study

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

The rest: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

...I will live forever...

[LynneSin]

1. Along that line wouldn't masturbastion also prolong one's life

Basically it's doing whatever it takes to get the heart pumping

[Beetwasher]

9. Yes, Just Call Me Methuseleh

n/t

[MrCoffee]

2. I love me some science

Although I do feel for the "refrain from ogling" group.

[NewJeffCT]

15. How do you enforce that one?

"OK, guys, try not to stare when young Ms Goodbody walks by with a low cut top..."

[Richardo]

3. OK, the hell with the mile walk every day.

:)

[Tobin S.]

4. I should be good until at least 150 then.

[proteus_lives]

5. I believe it!

Damn, I may be immortal now.

[Deep13]

6. Suppose the refraining is just causing extra stress.

Rather than looking conferring a benefit, how do we know it is not simply that avoiding looking is not causing distress? Men are just wired to check it out and it takes some conscious thought not to look.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. Exactly!

Sitting there imagining a frying pan over your head for extended periods of time has got to be a major stressor.

[JVS]

7. "while the rest were told to refrain from doing so."

Poor bastards

[Beetwasher]

8. Strip Clubs Can Now Advertise They Are Good For Your Health!! Get Your RDA Of Tittty!

"No m'aam, I'm not ogling, I'm getting my "Recommended Daily Allowance of Titty" and I'm prolonging my life, Dr's orders! Thank you very much!"

:woohoo:

[old mark]

10. ....so us older men with previous heart problems should just

stare away....for medical reasons.

All I need now is a doc's scrip to smoke pot, and I will live forever. Happily.

mark

ADDED: I wonder if this works for lesbians......

[Pool Hall Ace]

40. I'm a straight woman who appreciates boobies.

Even though my DDs have shrunk to Ds, perhaps I could just stare at my own boobs in a mirror. Of course, that would be self-medicating, which I believe is discouraged.

[old mark]

46. This might be the funniest post I have seen all week.

Thanks PHA!!!!


mark

[Pool Hall Ace]

48. You're quite welcome, Mark!

It seems when I try to be funny, it frequently falls flat; then, when I'm not trying, it turns out to be funny! :silly:

[old mark]

49. A sure sign of natural ability and talent.....

Let it flow.



:hi:

mark

[ismnotwasm]

11. Depends on the woman

Staring at certain boobs could shorten your life, considerably.

[lukasahero]

45. +1

:thumbsup:

[Seedersandleechers]

12. Will I benefit from looking at di*ks then?

Being a straight female - just curious.

[Orrex]

14. There's only one way to find out.

[TZ]

20. Hmm. I'm looking at one right now....

:rofl:

[Orrex]

25. Tell Dr. Strange to pull his pants up!

[TZ]

36. He's busy

Playing with your Christmas "gift" to him!! :evilgrin:

[Orrex]

37. I don't have the heart to tell him that he's only supposed to use it once per recipient.

[Dr. Strange]

41. If you think I'm leaving my pants down while you're anywhere near the vicinity...

you're whackier than an accucirc.

[arbusto_baboso]

13. "Really, Honey, it's for my HEALTH!"

Yeah, somehow, I don't think that one will fly.

[NewJeffCT]

16. Is this legitimate?

I thought I had read similar a few years back, but this could be the quantification of the research?

[jakefrep]

17. I'm gonna live forever.

[Haole Girl]

19. I call B.S.

There wouldn't be a man under 100 years old if this was true!

[Dystopian]

31. I agree!

:hi:

And women live longer than men! Go figure.

peace~

[chemenger]

21. Who would've guessed that the Fountain of Youth

is right there on a woman's chest instead of in Florida.

I loves me some boobs

[Dr. Strange]

22. Who would've guessed?

[marzipanni]

23. Men may live longer by staring at boobs

But women's boobs grow longer as they live longer.

[LeftyMom]

24. I guess that means I'm *never* gettting flvegan's insurance money.

He's going to outlive me for sure.

[joeybee12]

26. If this were true, I would be dead by now...n/t

[edbermac]

27. Does size of the boobs equate with longevity?

We see here a nice slender lady and a nice busty lady.

Now would I live 1 day longer looking at slender lady and 2 days longer looking at busty lady?

We definitely need more research in this area.

[Blue_Tires]

38. i think they both count the same; as long as they are not balloon implants

[phasma ex machina]

42. implants

:puke:

Au naturale rules, even AA au naturale.

[Blue_Tires]

43. i'll drink to that....

[bluedigger]

28. So is there a "Strip club therapy" provision in the new HCR bill?

I'll start asking for receipts.

[rcrush]

29. god I hope so

lap dancers are expensive.

[bluedigger]

30. Twofer Tuesdays

Just sayin'...

Nice sigline:rofl:

[PVnRT]

35. Especially when you buy them drinks

[Yavin4]

32. Fellas, Time To Take Your Meds

[Mugu]

44. Bless her heart. n/t

[old mark]

47. I feel better already. nt

[Deja Q]

33. After 8 years of doing so,

No thank you...

:yoiks:

[JohnnyLib2]

34. Good one!

:rofl:

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